Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Discovered Evidence There Could Be Life on Mars…

Posted on January 23, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Scientists have discovered evidence there could be life on Mars…

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68 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Discovered Evidence There Could Be Life on Mars…”

  1. Dohtimes says:

    …and have sent Ted Williams and Walt Disney to head our diplomatic delegation.

  2. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …they found a bunch of Obama bumper stickers. -But the search continues for intelligent life.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Well, Mars is the “War Planet.”

    So, if it’s WAR they want, it’s WAR their going to get!

  4. FormerHostage says:

    …then they found out it was a Facebook hoax.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    …and the popular girls STILL won’t go out with them!

  6. K says:

    … And ‘War of the Worlds” is now classified as a hate-crime.

  7. Writer says:

    . . . but the Obama 2012 bumper sticker they found proves the life there is not intelligent.

  8. Writer says:

    . . . and Obama is calling for a much larger Rover to so it can act as a bus when it gets there.

  9. CTCompromise says:

    @58. Writer

    ….Ummm That isn’t why Obama is calling for a much bigger Rover–He likes leftovers when he raids the ‘fridge at midnight.

  10. CTCompromise says:

    Since it is the Red Planet, it’s probably got casinos already.

  11. CTCompromise says:

    Obama immediately named someone from Chicago as U.S. Ambassador to Mars.

  12. Manse says:

    Settle down it’s only the Benghazi survivors. Hillary says it doesn’t matter.

  13. Oppo says:

    …by unleashing the awesome scientific power of the phrase “could be.”
    With their next trillion-dollar grant, they plan to investigate the theory that there could *not* be life on Mars.
    “This phrase, ‘could be,’ opens up a whole universe of possibilities,” said a scientist.
    “Given more funding, we’d like to investigate the potentials of the terms ‘may’ and ‘might be’.”

  14. Writer says:

    . . . it is based on the coelacanth they captured on film leaping out of a canal.

  15. CarolyntheMommy says:

    CT – #60 I just choked on my drink laughing

  16. tanstaafl says:

    the nostromo is on its way to bring some back.

  17. rodney dill says:

    …and they are already demanding that the Washington Redskins change their name.

  18. Matt Musson says:

    They found a giant ’42’ written across the back side o the planet.

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