Straight Line of the Day: What Will Iran Do With All the Buddha Statues It Confiscated?

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What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?

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  1. First thing is to see if they might just be mislaid US federal workers by asking them to serve a useful function and timing how long it takes for a union thug to have a press conference.

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  2. …create distractions by destroying them publicly on TV and while the Western media is throwing fits over the outrage, they’ll quietlyl develop nukes and continue to maintain the status quo

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  3. With our luck, they’ll discover which one is the real Michael Moore and return him/her/it to the nearest U.S. embassy (too expensive to fly back to the States).

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  4. Make some ginormous inscense burners for overseas sales. (“Yo, President Choom! We got something to dress up that new Oval Office.”)

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  5. Smash them to bits, pound the bits to powder, grind the powder to dust, mix the dust with sand, and make bread-and-Buddha sandwiches for the U.N. Human Rights Council.

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  6. Drive them around Iran and take pictures of them in unique desolate places and hot women in burkas, then leave them on their owners doorstep a year later with all of those neat pictures.

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  7. While there are absolutely no gays in Iran they will cover them with burqas so the fat ones will not tempt anybody with their bosoms until some effeminate but not gay suicide bombers can be rounded up to dispose of them.

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  8. Continuing on with Oppo’s Buddha food theme:

    Fish fried in Buddha.
    Buddha-milk pancakes.
    Chocolate cake with Buddha frosting.
    Everything tastes better with Buddha.
    You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.

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  9. …keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.

    …convert them to Islam using reason, logic, and lots and lots of violence.

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  10. …convince Kim Jung Un they are statues of him, and then ask to work together with him on their next “science project”.

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