So every other Windows version sucks really horribly (versus just sucks a little).
As far as I understand, both sides really wanted this “horrible” sequester. Bipartisanship!
Per sequester, samurai are running around D.C. cutting 2% of politicians.
The arc of history is long, but it bends toward less silly hats for people in positions of authority.
Any pirate video game should have one button on the controller devoted exclusively to making your character say, “Arr!”
Everything I know about politics I learned from the couple episodes of House of Cards I watched.
I hear the thing people like the least in Man of Steel is Henry Cavill’s Superman voice, which to distinguish from Batman is high-pitched.
“Faux-bama.” I just want to get that out there in case there’s a situation where it’s useful so I can claim credit for coining the term.
According to his own lawyers, absolutely nothing was preventing Obama from taking out both Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman with a drone strike.
The GOP needs to support the government collapsing under its own debt because anything else just won’t play politically.
I’m looking forward to Jeb Bush being the next reasonable, moderate Republican to lead us to an honorable loss.
Cleaned out mouse droppings under the sink and set mouse traps. Think I’ve done my husband work for the day.
Talk about building a better mousetrap — the basic mousetrap design doesn’t look like it’s changed in a hundred years.