You could win a free book just by being the first person to post comments.
You could win a brand new book with Ann Coulters picture and autograph!!
You could be the first on your block to brag about having Ann’s autograph.
You could.
But you won’t because I don’t do contests.
Sorry. But if you were to shoot the monkey or choose the right bill on the money tree.. you could win dozens of dollars…just not here at IMAO.
Actually, I promised Frank I wouldn’t do anymore Spam posts.
Pretend you never saw this.
Oh, what the heck. I don’t want to get you all excited for nothing. Click here for some hot Babe Action!!
(Totally safe for work. In the privacy of your own home – well – that’s your business)
RightWingDuck here – Sir Kisser and I are working on some things that should get a fairly good chuckle out of you.
Stay tuned.
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not nice
I want a free book.
geez…i just threw up.
Ugh,Babs.I’d rather watch Elton John prance around in a leopard skin thong singing ‘My Boy Lollipop’.(Actually,I wouldn’t)
Good to see ya on here RWD,and the rest.Y’all are doing a a fine job filling in for Frank.G-d Bless.
BUUUHUAWALP! By all that is good and Holy! I only read about three lines on BS website before I lost it.
Actually, I already won a free book just by being the first person to post comments. I already won a brand new book with Ann Coulter’s picture and autograph. I’m already the first on my block (or at least the first in my high school) to brag about having Ann’s autograph (mostly because I live in Taxachusetts and no one in my school would want her autograph anyway).
@Ryan
You stole more first name. This is war.
MAM-MAR-Ries!
Catch the corner of our eyes!
That was much worse than when Frank sent us all scurrying off looking for Ann Coulter in a bikini. At least that site was interesting. I’m feelin’ mighty pinko’d just from having seen that. Grrr, I say. Grrr.
Arrrrhg Barb-a-ra Steis-and my eyes, my eeeeeeyes.
Well, she’s beautiful compared to Helen Thomas and Madeline Albright!
I nominate her for DNC t-shirt babe!
That link to BS (hey- b.s.! that’s appropriate) was just plain EVIL!
EW! Mecha-Striesand! Now I’m feeling all ill & stuff. Blech! Well I was having a good birthday (except for it being my 34th sigh)…..
Now I know the reason behind sarahk’s parody site. Can you imagine when these two [deleted obsenity] get married? We need an IMAO parody site also. These big [more deleted obsentities] should be making me laugh but instead they are together living a life. What is wrong with these [now these obsentities are overboard]? Out to cry again.
You should be shot for providing that link. Actually, I take it back: you should be electrocuted, hung, gas chambered, lethally injected, tickled to death, tarred and feathered and then shot.
No, I don’t live in Texas. But boy, do I wish I did.
i was smart. i put the cursor on the link and then looked to the bottom left side of my screen to see where the link went before clicking. yay Mozilla! yay for not trusting the evil, fake sarahk! yay me for not falling for the words “babe action” yet again! yay for eyes not being burnt by looking at that hideous visage! i had a crappy day, so i’ll get my yays where i can.
btw, antodav, you forgot “drawn and quartered”.
Well at least it wasn’t Rosie O,Donnel getting it on with Helen Thomas. Or Ted Kennedy doing Jimmie Carter. Or Ann Coulter and Jeri Ryan, or, wait a minute,mmmmmm, I need to retract that last one and think about it some more.
Hey LokiDoki, I turned 34 in October. I’ve also got a “tweener” son who misses no chance to remind me how outdated I am.
We’re too young to feel this old.sigh
BTW-Hope your birthday was a great onegrin
BARB
I already have a signed Ann Coulter book. In fact, I have TWO. Haha!
I’m still mad about the false promise of a bikini-clad Ann.
Ha! I, too, have a personally autographed Ann Coulter book-and I got to speak with her for a moment as well (nyah, nyah!)
All those brains in a beautiful, blonde conservative woman-good for PEST control! (Knocks them dead!)
YOU SUCK!
How could you pull such a dirty trick on IMAO readers who happen to be looking at your links for purely informational purposes?