Just a heads up for all you Muslim readers of IMAO out there: barring the utter destruction of the moon, Ramadan will begin Tuesday evening, which means fasting begins before Wednesday dawn.
For those of you looking for some Ramadan fasting recipes, here’s a few that Spacemonkey and I whipped up in the IMAO Test Kitchen before SarahK threatened to shoot us if we didn’t clean up our mess:
OLD-FASHIONED NOTHING PANCAKES
0 cups of buttermilk
0 cups of flour
0 eggs
0 strawberries
NOTHING SHAKES
0 scoops ice cream
0 cups of whole milk
0 tablespoons chocolate sauce
(substitute skim milk for regular milk for those on a diet)
TOASTLESS TOAST
0 slices of bread
0 teaspoons sugar
0 teaspoons cinnamon
0 pats of butter
Oh, and don’t try any funny business during Yom Kippur. We’re not falling for that one again.
First!!!!!
First!!!!!
Cool! I could treat SarahK to a Ramadan feast! (this stuff is totally in our budget for this month)
The nice thing about these recipes; if you are on a diet, there are 0 carbs, 0 fat, 0 calories. These are the PERFECT diet food!
I prefer Pork Chops and Bacon myself…. but then again, I’m not a Islam-o-nutjob either…
They’re also a great diet for the prisoners at Gitmo year-round.
Frank, Where acan I find some R. H. syrup to go with my pancakes?
I could arrange to nuke the moon before Tuesday evening…
The problem with the Ramadan ‘fast’ is that they only do it during the day.
If we really want to defeat Islamofascism, we need to convince them that the really devout Mohammedan fasts both day and night.
Ahhh.. good ‘ol rama-bomb…
screw ’em, I’m eating sausage stuffed pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon…
Dang – had a nice comment and got a server error…
Anyway – It doesn’t seem like much of a fast when they only fast during daylight. And (in the northern hemisphere) the daylight hours are getting shorter…
I think I’ll celebrate by eating BLTs, pork rinds, and scrapple. All the Muslims I work around are so devout, they are all serving at least 1 year sentences…
lol, nice!
Here’s some more:
– Ramadan Pork Chop:
0 lbs pork sirloin
0 tsp black pepper
0 tsp kosher salt (kosher! ha!)
– Ramadan Pork Link Sausage & Bacon Sourced from Pork Belly:
0 Sausage Link
0 Bacon (prefer American to Canadian)
– Ramadan Amphibious Seafood Fest
0 Crab
0 Frog Legs
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this is a message not about your site but to those uneducated people who had nothing better to do than post ridiculous comments about things that don’t concern them.If they are bigits that’s find , because no-one really cares.If they have no concept of God in thier lives then that’s their lost ,however they don’t have the right to say or write every stupid thing that pops into thier heads.Muslims make up a quarter of the world’s population and if you have a problem with them, then that’s exactly that.Your problem.those sorts of things only go to show the level of their mind set.
Just because you don’t know how to cook, there’s no need to whine about it, pal.
Just shut up and follow the directions. I’m sure even an idiot in the kitchen like you will be able to figure these out eventually.
Bon appetit! (That’s French for “I surrender!”)
Muslims RULE!
At least they actually add ingredients to a recipe!… gosh I didn’t know how stupid you racist idiots are!
Muslims RULE!
At least they actually add ingredients to a recipe!… gosh I didn’t know how stupid you racist idiots are!
I may be stupid… a little racist… and idiotic, but… uhhh… at least I’m not a Muslim!