The headline reads “Rising Sea Levels Threaten New Jersey”
Tomorrow’s headline: “Sea Levels Found Shot To Death In Trunk Of Car”
The headline reads “Rising Sea Levels Threaten New Jersey”
Tomorrow’s headline: “Sea Levels Found Shot To Death In Trunk Of Car”
ïMiss America Moves Pageant From N.J. to Las Vegas
Was believed to be in fear of Sea Levels
ïAl Qaeda Boosts Afghan Activity, Official Says
Believed to making quilts as well
ïFrench Police Say Situation ‘Almost Normal’
Rioting Muslims say otherwise
Bill Clinton: U.S. Made a Big Mistake Invading Iraq
George Bush: U.S. Made a Big Mistake Electing Clinton
…and I’m spent.
Well, the sea levels could already be considered to be “sleeping with the fishes”….
“Rising Sea Levels Threaten New Jersey”
Tomorro’w headline “Governor request moratorium on body dumping”
TROPICAL DEPRESSION STILL POORLY ORGANIZED AS IT MOVES INTO CENTRAL CARIBBEAN…
Expected to take months to unpack…
You keep real hush-hush on this….If you don’t I make you wear the cements shoes, Kepeash?
TROPICAL DEPRESSION STILL POORLY ORGANIZED AS IT MOVES INTO CENTRAL CARIBBEAN…
– Unicef to rush emergency supplies of Zoloft and Welbutrin. Dr. Phil on standby as official Secretary of Awareness