(A Filthy Lie)
Just got a letter in the mail today:
From the office of Glenn Reynolds, Esq., J.D., PPBLNDR:
Since the earliest days of the American Republic, people have looked up into the night sky with awe and wonder, seeking hope and inspiration for their lives as they contemplated the heavenly lights, the most brilliant and uplifting of which is… The Moon.
Yet there are those who – in their desperate quest for filthy profits – would desecrate this sacred symbol of ancient wisdom.
Like Frank J., of IMAO who proudly – PROUDLY! – displays a picture on his site of our precious moon being atomically violated:
This atrocious sight has been clinically proven to induce Post-Traumatic Nuclear Moon Syndrome in those viewing this image. Symptoms of PTNMS include:
* Fear of looking up at the night sky
* Attacking Iraq to steal its oil
* Uncontrollable urges to blow stuff up in order to keep other countries in line.
* Telling filthy lies about greedy lawyers
If you or someone you love exhibits any of these PTNMS symptoms brought on by Frank J’s reckless moon abuse, you may be entitled to compensation. Just send an e-mail to THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMaining how your life has been decimated by irresponsible luno-nuclear photoshoppery and let me help you along the road to healing.
And MONEY!
[signed]
Glenn Reynolds
Disgusting!
Glenn Reynolds is nothing but a vile, avaricious, gold-digger! Show your support for IMAO by buying a Nuke The Moon T-shirt today. $1 from every sale will go directly to the IMAO Moon-Nukers Legal Defense Fund and/or toward buying SarahK shiny, pretty things.
How about bringing back the Chomps t-shirts instead?
That could cause Non-Blended Puppy Syndrome, and we don’t want THAT to happen…
yay! i love shiny things!
Must… resist… urge… to blow stuff up…
You really need to port your designs to sweatshirts, for those of us who live in less temperate climates.
Hi. I’m JermCool and I’m afraid to look at the sky. (Hi, JermCool)
It is obvious to me that nuking the moon represents your deepest animal desire to use sex as an explosive weapon to obliterate womankind. Feminine cycles are linked to the moon, and your mysogynistic moonian mayhem fantasies give away your neander-thalic-phallic psychology of destruction. Your public display of one of the archetypal associations with women’s most sacred gift represents an affront and an assault upon the fragile sensibilities of the many women in our culture still trying to escape the nuclear patriarchy, and should be considered a form of sexual harrassment and gender discrimination. Of all the nerve.
/satire
When I first saw “Nuke the Moon” the first thing I thought of was Nelson’s “Nuke the Whales” poster