May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Frank J. please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Frank J. please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here . . .
I’m Frank J., yes I’m the real Frank J.
All you other Frank J.s are just imitating
So won’t the real Frank J. please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I don’t know who that imposter below is. Anyone who thinks I didn’t get food poisoning, then get sea lice, then have a run in with a PC-crazed Disney corp., then see a UFO, then get into half a dozen other scrapes I haven’t posted about yet needs to get a clue. And by the way, pay no attention to the men behind the curtain . . .
Ok, now I’m confused.
Hey, confused isn’t so bad. It’s like your own personal world ‘o fun, and unlike narcotics, it’s much cheaper.
too funny. you are so dead.
wtf is going on? which one of the Frank J.’s is real?
I’m the real Frank J.
At Christmas there’s a little bit of frank in all of us.
I am Spartacus!
I am Spartacus!
spacemonkey, Frank is great and all but I’d rather not have a little of him in me. Though, he DID pick a Disney cruise for his honeymoon, so who knows.