Last thing you want to have during your honeymoon cruise is a call from your mother worrying about your rash and then have to make a $14 phone call back (it’s $6.95 a minute) to explain you are all right and one blogger loves to photoshop things. After a quick look at what’s happened to IMAO in my absence (this is costing me $0.75) someone (Kevin, presumably) has been falsely posting as me again. I guess I’ll deduct the phonecall from his ad revenue share (I hope it was worth it!).
Anyway, other than that, it’s been a dream vacation and I still have two full days left (I get back Saturday morning). See you all then and punishment will be dealt.
Be honorable, ronin.
P.S. Was a guest blogger approved in my absence? Rarr!
So where are you really?
We all know by now that your honeymoon was over weeks ago…
First.
was the anti-christmas notice real?
[RWD looks around. The gang and their little prank has been exposed. He steps forward like a real man…]
IT WAS KEVIN’S IDEA! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
I also have nothing to do with tomorrows post which took me a long time to get just right.
By tomorrow, mostly everyone would have figured out that all of the posts (Yes, Z – all of the posts) were fake.
P.S. Would this be a bad time to talk about a raise?
what scares me is the number of people who said, “me too” to the UFO posting.
This is probably another fake post from Kevin 😀
You guys are messed up. That’s what I like about this site.
What a cheapskate.
yeah, heaven forbid anyone have fun back here while frank is on vacation in the carribean — he has to bounce a signal off 6 satellites to ruin it for everyone — thanks a lot frank(kill)j(oy)
So. what is real? Is anything real? Am I typing right now? Why bother if nothing is real.
Nihilism can be fun, but does it really matter? gusty sigh
P.S. You mean the UFO was fake? Aargh! I SO wanted to believe.
everything EXCEPT the UFO was fake
We’ve been bamboozled. Hoodwinked. Taken for a ride. We didn’t land on IMAO, IMAO landed on us!
A hoax! I’m telling my husband about the bad luck cruise and everything is lies….all lies.
Thank God! My wittle baby isn’t dealing with Devilisney and rashes and aliens and Captain Hook!
Kevin. you are truly the evil fake sarahk. You and your little cohorts. And you are damn funny! Abusive, but damn funny! I’m glad my boss isn’t here today because I can’t stop giggling! (I wondered why the one post from Sarahk had no reference to bad luck or a non-magical Disney or anything about Cyborgs. I am a doofus for believing!)
Crap!! I think I just entered the Twilight Zone!! Or is it the X-Files….”The truth is out there”…? Help me Mulder!