- Every few minutes, Cheney should call David Gregory with the latest updates (e.g. “Just adjusted my tie; wanted you to be the first to know.”).
- The Muslims violenting protesting cartoons need to get themselves shot by Cheney; it seems that’s the only way they’ll get in the headlines again.

First
12:53am “Dave, it’s Dick. Just had me a good BM, and nobody was injured.”
1:24 am “Dave, it’s Dick again. Don’t you hate it when you eat an under-ripe banana? How do you get rid of the starchy feeling on your tongue?”
2:36 am “Dave…Dave man, I need your help! Oh God, she’s dead, man! I didn’t know she was…(snicker) Dude, just kidding. Did I wake you?”
2:38 am “Dave! Davemeister! I love you man! I am sooo wasted!”
Cheney should just say that hunting is his private life and none of our business. Clinton got away with it, why can’t Cheney?
“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”
William Tecumseh Sherman – American Civil War general and a major architect of modern warfare. 1820-1891
Seems he had some insight way ahead of his time!!
//2:38 am “Dave! Davemeister! I love you man! I am sooo wasted!”//
ROFL PaleoMedic!!! That’s awesome funny!!