From a response to Michelle Malkin’s post on Harry Whittington’s hospital scare and moratorium on Herry Whittington jokes:
A World of Harry Whittingtons would be a fine place indeed.
For God’s sake, don’t give Disney any bright ideas. The last thing I want to do is float in a fake log through an endless series of vice presidents blowing away lawyer-puppets with shotguns all around the world.
TOP TEN FAILED DISNEYWORLD ATTRACTIONS
10. Hall Of Secretaries Of The Interior
9. Georgia Frontiereland
8. Day-After-Tomorrowland
7. Captain EU
6. 20% Chance Of Thunderstorms Railroad
5. Tower Of Legitimate Resistance Against Occupation
4. Tsunami Lagoon Water Park
3. Wall Street USA
2. Enchanted Tiki Barber Room
1. Intellectual Property Thieves of the Caribbean
“Daddy, why does this log ride go through an empty room?”
Ye Gods, Captain EU?
Like i need to see circlejerking in 3-D.
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“5. Tower Of Legitimate Resistance Against Occupation”
Pure gold.
…Jew Gold?
Maybe a Smell World ride.Hippies get in for free.
HEY! Step away from the Tiki.
#12 EPLOT- Enormous Parking Lot Of Tomorrow
#13 Senator Kennedy’s Wild Ride
#14 DeForested Cafe
#15 Sadaam’s Castle
#16 Swiss Bankers Treehouse
#17 The Magic Matching Drapes and Slipcovers of Aladdin
#1 It’s a Small World.
Duff Gardens did a much better job.
Shake,
And the poor people of the 3rd world countries needing Desperate help to be freed from tyrrany are the Soggy Cookie in the middle.
It’s great the members of the EU have two hands, that way they can pat them selves on the back for being so sophisticated and nuanced, while still jerking off thinking they are making any difference in the world. Well, a positive difference anyway.