RECRUITER: Hey, lawyer-boy, you don’t look too gay. I’m recruiting you into the U.S. Army.
LAW STUDENT: But, I…
RECRUITER: Quiet! Now put on this uniform and join formation, maggot! NOW!
the funny thing about this, is that JAG people aren’t out there fighting “evil wars” and “killing innnocent civilials” — it’s not like they are trolling the law schools looking for “baby killers” — my law school (U of M) was one of the PC schools that didn’t want the recruiters on campus — 99.9% of the students didn’t give a rip — as usual, it is the ultra-left wing PC crowd pushing all this (a couple student, and a bunch of leftie professors)
“Maggot” thats a term near and dear to the Leatherneck, not Army…
Besides.. you can’t trust lawyers… what good is one in the foxhole next to you whining whne you’re trying to send bullets down range?
Ya’ll are way off base Lawyers in the NEW-Modern Army will be used strictly in mine sweeping activities, when not being used in this manner their basic instructions are to stand very still, as its very hard to hit moving targets on a range out at 1000 yrds.
WK
First.
… and suck in that gut, straighten those shoulders…
the funny thing about this, is that JAG people aren’t out there fighting “evil wars” and “killing innnocent civilials” — it’s not like they are trolling the law schools looking for “baby killers” — my law school (U of M) was one of the PC schools that didn’t want the recruiters on campus — 99.9% of the students didn’t give a rip — as usual, it is the ultra-left wing PC crowd pushing all this (a couple student, and a bunch of leftie professors)
This is my briefcase
This is my tort!
One is for sueing
one is for court!
Hey….this is fun…let’s see if we can go into Harvard and do this
I believe this is called “synergy.” For instance, Yale will be providing the soldiers as well as their future targets.
The lawyers can be used to infiltrate underground facilities and as well as to keep mice from eating all the grain.
We don’t need any more lawyers in the military – especially ones from Haavud.
“Maggot” thats a term near and dear to the Leatherneck, not Army…
Besides.. you can’t trust lawyers… what good is one in the foxhole next to you whining whne you’re trying to send bullets down range?
Chainik, you rock!
Ya’ll are way off base Lawyers in the NEW-Modern Army will be used strictly in mine sweeping activities, when not being used in this manner their basic instructions are to stand very still, as its very hard to hit moving targets on a range out at 1000 yrds.
WK
phsss… I wish… JAG turned me down 🙁