Halliburton, Cheney and Bush created a time machine and nuked the dinosaurs, thus forming the oil fields that are now refined into gasoline which is obliterating the ozone layer in their quest to destroy the earth. Yes they could have destroyed the earth simply by using the nukes today, but it had to look like an accident. Bwah hahahahahaha!
I believe that Antonin Scalia told them to “Vaffanculo” and then made a rude hand gesture causing mass palpitations, convultions, and the destruction of the species. The alligators, crocodiles, and sharks didn’t speak Italian so they weren’t offended and survived.
They were exterminated because they tasted good. Just like chicken except with buffalo wing sauce already in the juices. It took a few hundred million years for somebody to invent blue-cheese dressing so they had a reprieve for a while.
if im correct all the dinosoures are still here you just cant c them because there invisible they got that way because one had an ivisible finger like watever it touches turns invisible like the guy with the gold 1 in the book.
I thought it was imminent domain.
and 1st
Well, gee. I could have told you that one.
“perhaps the biggest mechanical upheaval on the planet in the past 100 million years”
Ah yes, I remember it as if it were yesterday….
I thought it was smoking? Or drinking too much coffee.
So if we go ahead and let gays marry, in a few years………well, you do the math.
They were gassed.
How flatulent is a twenty ton critter anyway?
Bird flu
Halliburton, Cheney and Bush created a time machine and nuked the dinosaurs, thus forming the oil fields that are now refined into gasoline which is obliterating the ozone layer in their quest to destroy the earth. Yes they could have destroyed the earth simply by using the nukes today, but it had to look like an accident. Bwah hahahahahaha!
I believe that Antonin Scalia told them to “Vaffanculo” and then made a rude hand gesture causing mass palpitations, convultions, and the destruction of the species. The alligators, crocodiles, and sharks didn’t speak Italian so they weren’t offended and survived.
No, it was Chuck Norris.
Goe, knows much.
I though it was Bush’s fault.
It was the SUVs and global warming. I thought that everyone knew that SUVs are responsible for all extinction.
Eleventh.
Xenu
No United Nations to protect them
//How flatulent is a twenty ton critter anyway?
Posted by Writer at March 30, 2006 04:18 PM //
Michal Moore knows…
They started by watching movies like Brokeback Tarpit
They were exterminated because they tasted good. Just like chicken except with buffalo wing sauce already in the juices. It took a few hundred million years for somebody to invent blue-cheese dressing so they had a reprieve for a while.
So do you think that homosapiens really were ya’know “homosapiens” and thats why they are extinct?
Some guy with a blender.
I thought it was because they refused to show identification to the Capitol Hill Police?
if im correct all the dinosoures are still here you just cant c them because there invisible they got that way because one had an ivisible finger like watever it touches turns invisible like the guy with the gold 1 in the book.