Know what would be a great country to have a war with?
Iran.
Liberals have been screaming about a war with Iran for a while, so maybe it’s time to listen to them and have that war.
Because I haven’t been listening to them. I heard them use the words “war” and “Iran” and then kinda zoned out for the rest of it. Actually, let’s scrap the listening idea and just have the war.
I concur
Do we get cupcakes with our war?
I refuse to participate in a war without cupcakes.
Also, the Brits would be to blame, not the j00s, so it’s impossible.
You should tell people there will be punch and pie. More people will come if there’s punch and pie.
All in favor of not listening to liberals say Aye.
Lets have a barbecue instead. Pork chops on the grill!
We would have to ask Spacemonkey about the pie though.
The best part would be that we could finally have a parody song of that Flock of Seagulls song.
“and Iran, Iran’s so far awaaaaayyy! Glazing sand, is the American waaaaayyy! To a better something something.”
Not very good, but I got the ball rolling for smarter folks.
Why go with those fags Flock of Seagulls when you can have The Beachboys doing “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!”
Listening to Demoncrats is an exercise in futility. As Ann Coulter has proven in her books, give them enough rope, time and opportunity and they will reverse their opinions at least as often most normal* people change their underwear.
*(since hippy weirdo’s don’t usually do that I had to specify)
Personaly, if it comes to songs, I’d go with SOD’s “F**k the Middle East” and turn the entire region (except Israel) into a giant sand sculpture (nothing a Polaris or a dozen couldn’t solve).
According to Islamofasists, England has Joooos, so it IS all a Zionist plot. Jimmy Carter seconds the motion.