According to the Russians, the US is looking for a way to deliver a strike against Iran “that would enable the Americans to bring the country to its knees at minimal cost.”
Last I checked, rocket fuel and uranium are relatively cheap.
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Fred Thompson could do it using only Rocket Fuel.
He could also to it from his ipod.
Blindfolded.
According to the ‘Russians’, Putin doesn’t poison people either.
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It only takes one-appropriately placed of course, to fry all of their electronics (and most electrical) equipment. Cheap for us, but expensive for a country under sanctions to replace.
Cut off Madmood Ahmanukejihad’s supply of Members Only jackets. A very economical way to bring Iran to its knees.
Too linear.
The F-22 is available.
Just have a few of them go in and do some night bombing. With Russian and Chinese and French and German bombs. Hit a couple of targets near European news agencies, so they can get there and breathlessly report about the “naked act of American aggression,” until they find a couple of (conveniently) dud weapons…
This would be a good place for your practice runs, Frank.
You get plenty of practice in plotting courses, and directions.
When you get done practicing, it would even look like the moon.
Once you have the targeting down, you will be ready to Nuke the Moon.
It’s nice to know the Russians have no idea how many serve aboard a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, though it’s been public knowledge for a generation or more. They probably thought the Afghans hadn’t discovered gunpowder yet, too…
Let’s face it. Over the years, if you added up all the foreign aid we’ve given to most of the countries in the world, we’ve already bought and paid for them, now. We just haven’t come to collect.
Actually we don’t really want these countries, they’re more trouble than they’re worth. Besides the Russians are just mad because they aren’t “Super” any more. Maybe they’ll start going pretend bowling while they listen to the scanners, hoping for some action.
I spend way too much time with animated characters, I think.
Last time I heard, you could goet plenty of naplam for bargen basement prices.
Why not combine mission statements? If this whole “nation-building” thing fails, this idea could come in handy when combined with the “Nuke the Moon” slogan.
Don’t y’all backslide from democracy or we’ll drop the freakin’ MOON on you.
Tides are for sissies.
Rumor has it that by pouring a small amount of Fred Thompson’s urine on the ground, wild Muslims get the scent and won’t come near.
I think we have a plan…
Hell… all we have to do is set up an invasion of liberals to liberate the women.
That… is what they fear the most.