Yeah, it’s a ripoff of Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year Award, but you can still use it to pad out the “Awards” section of your resume.
That, and I just wanted to thank the folks who daily brave the terrors of IMAO’s slow-loading templates to leave comments.
Even though I don’t respond to them all – or any of them, really – I read all the ones you leave on my posts and they are greatly appreciated. Especially when you guys beat down trolls so that I don’t have to. A real time-saver, that.
Anyway, thanks for making me laugh and feel appreciated.
Ummm, does this award come with a check? $$$
Or a spanking. Either would be fine really
That’s stupid.
The templates aren’t slow loading.
Darn!
…it’s never ME
Not a problem and thanks for the props Phil.
What? You’re not Phil?
Sorry, wrong blog.
And we ALL know what comes after the spankings…
Oh, and someone bust Rubeus’ chops for daring to disagree with me!
flattery will get you nowhere…
well, except with monkey-faced hollywood liberals, monkey-faced washington liberals and monkey-faced new york liberals…
well, ok, pretty much any monkey-faced liberal…
which is a pretty good plan to draw them out so you can punch them in their dumb monkey faces…
BRILLIANT!
Oh, and someone bust Rubeus’ chops for daring to disagree with me!
No can do, Harv, all my concubine skills are used only in the defense of my Benevolent Overlord Kal El…
Maybe one of your other loyal readers will step up?
WOW! This is so unexpected!
‘Scuze me while I whip this (speech) out.
I’d like to thank Frankj for all his work over the years and Sarahk for the gmail account.
I’d like to thank everyone who was there for me along the long road to sporadic commenting fame. It all began with a boy and a dream, really. That dream was to help the Autobots defeat the Decepticons and save the world. Since that one didn’t pan out, it’s been fun visiting imao and thanks for all the fish.
“thanks for all the fish”
Priceless. Don’t you agree Phil?
I knew I was the best commenter!
In your face, losers!!!
Wow. It,s kinda nice to be mooned by Harvey.
Oh, after finally downloading Firefox, everything does load faster.
Nice try. You still owe me two cookies for my ” super awesome ” endorsement on that blog survey.
Chunky chololate macadamia nut.
Gayest post on IMAO ever! Gayer than the day is long…
I nominate myself.
I only comment here 4 times a year, but it’s always gold!
Kind of OT, but I see the term “monkeyfaced” bandied about a lot here. You know, growing up on a S/W Texas farm, you kind of get used to having lots of cats around, and you put up with it, because it means you don’t have a lot of SNAKES around. The trouble that arises is when you let the cats go feral but you don’t do anything to infuse the population with new blood. Before too long, you have cats with elongated noses that look surprisingly like monkeys. It’s both disturbing and humorous at the same time, but in truth, it’s mostly just creepy. The general cure for this is a purging of the population, or at least a thinning, and then a new infusion of fresh DNA from somewhere else, say, an animal shelter, or an elderly friend in San Antonio who collects cats.
Um, the thinning and purging of the population? I’d like to say it is achieved by giving away kittens, but unfortunately, it is acheived through LEAD POISONING. Fast-moving lead, preferably of the 220 grain variety.
Kind of OT ???? We just went from how much ass we kick to the proper technique for thinning and purging the population of monkey-faced feral cats!
Man, I love this site!
I aim to please.
I dont think your aim is pleasin them cats lol.
Hey Harv!
Thanks for making us laugh, and keep up the good work!
By the way Harv, if you know someone who always leaves great comments, please recognize him or her with a wonderful badge. What kind of badge? Well, copy and paste following the link and you shall see for yourself: – http://www.dangerouslyirrelevant.org/2007/05/know_a_great_co.html
[Note: you must be given this award by someone else. You can’t just recognize yourself!]