When Fred Thompson is elected President, he’ll be the tallest American President ever, beating Abraham Lincoln by an inch and Jimmy Carter with his fist.
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Fred Thompson is so bad ass that when he’s president, and he gives Jack Bauer an order, Jack actually listens to him.
Not that it matters. Fred Thompson killed the terrorists. By himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
If Fred will promise to beat the snot out of Jimma’ I will vote for him as Imperial High Emperor of the Universe and anything else he runs for.
That’s the best campaign promise ever!
Tell Dick that Fred Thompson just called to let him know that Rosie called. Dick’s boyfriend just got a sex change operation so that she (formerly he) could have a lesbian affair with her…
Fred Thompson already opened a can of whup-ass on Zombie FDR during that radiation wave that raised all those dead people. Fred referred to that peculiar time as recess.
Jimmyboy,
Wow! You’re a freaking genius!
Ya know, if you’ve read this site for any length of time at all, and can’t understand the blatantly obvious concept of sarcasm, you seriously need to run down to Walmart right now.
They have clues on sale, and I’m sure a dim bulb such as yourself will find at least one to be a perfect fit.
Now, you wanna be civilized and pour yourself a desperately needed hot cup of stfu, or would you prefer I show Frank’s readers just exactly how lame you really are? Take your pick sweetie.
Sarcasm bitch,
I was wondering when you’d raise your rat bastard of a head, without the benefit of a spine.
I’m making you my personal netbitch.
Come here Sweetie.
If I didn’t know better I’d swear you guys are hormonal. If I could I would use my husbands tried and true fix for the problem, buy a large bag of chocolate, throw it in the door, wait for the feeding frenzy and run to his room, (He discovered this after living for decades with 5 hormonal women) I would. But I don’t think it will work. Heavy sigh
Would you vote for Fred Thompson, who likely drives a restored 49 Ford and an old blue Studebaker, or Hillary, who now drives a steamroller, with factory installed gun turrets? Hmmmm?
QUOTE:Fred Thompson killed the terrorists. By himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
What you forgot to mention was that making himself use the ping-pong paddle was a handicap, to keep things interesting.
Fred Thompson is so bad ass that when he’s president, and he gives Jack Bauer an order, Jack actually listens to him.
Not that it matters. Fred Thompson killed the terrorists. By himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
I came all the way over here this morning for humor and you give me this crap?
Go back, and do it again. Get it right this time.
If Fred will promise to beat the snot out of Jimma’ I will vote for him as Imperial High Emperor of the Universe and anything else he runs for.
That’s the best campaign promise ever!
Tell Dick that Fred Thompson just called to let him know that Rosie called. Dick’s boyfriend just got a sex change operation so that she (formerly he) could have a lesbian affair with her…
Fred Thompson already opened a can of whup-ass on Zombie FDR during that radiation wave that raised all those dead people. Fred referred to that peculiar time as recess.
I just found out that I live in the same city that will serve as Fred Thompson’s campaign headquarters. http://www.wsmv.com/politics/13555058/detail.html?rss=nash&psp=news
I pray that his greatness and close proximity will not destroy me. :o)
Jimmyboy,
Wow! You’re a freaking genius!
Ya know, if you’ve read this site for any length of time at all, and can’t understand the blatantly obvious concept of sarcasm, you seriously need to run down to Walmart right now.
They have clues on sale, and I’m sure a dim bulb such as yourself will find at least one to be a perfect fit.
Now, you wanna be civilized and pour yourself a desperately needed hot cup of stfu, or would you prefer I show Frank’s readers just exactly how lame you really are? Take your pick sweetie.
Wow. Someone with less understanding of sarcasm than sarcasm man.
That would be Dick, by the way.
That would be Dick, by the way.
Doh-ouchebag,
I was going to bitchslap you for fun, but from the looks of your internet skills, I’d be called out for picking on retards.
Mirrors hate Dick. When Dick looks in a mirror all he sees is a big ass.
Is this a bad time to ressurect the calling-John-Edwards-a-fag-once-every-post tradition?
Sarcasm bitch,
I was wondering when you’d raise your rat bastard of a head, without the benefit of a spine.
I’m making you my personal netbitch.
Come here Sweetie.
If I didn’t know better I’d swear you guys are hormonal. If I could I would use my husbands tried and true fix for the problem, buy a large bag of chocolate, throw it in the door, wait for the feeding frenzy and run to his room, (He discovered this after living for decades with 5 hormonal women) I would. But I don’t think it will work. Heavy sigh
“He discovered this after living for decades with 5 hormonal women”
I don’t EVER want to know what that’s like… EVER! One is enough.
Would you vote for Fred Thompson, who likely drives a restored 49 Ford and an old blue Studebaker, or Hillary, who now drives a steamroller, with factory installed gun turrets? Hmmmm?
Flattening Jimmy Carter should be a career, not a hobby.
QUOTE:Fred Thompson killed the terrorists. By himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
What you forgot to mention was that making himself use the ping-pong paddle was a handicap, to keep things interesting.