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  1. When you pick the Beauty Contest “Chance” card, you collect $10 for finishing second. When Fred Thompson picks it, he collects $500 for finishing first. Monopoly knows better than to suggest Fred Thompson is second best at anything.

  2. seanmahair: Actually, Fred’s icy gaze could stall the retreat of a polar icecap for 1000 years. But he has to be careful: An extended glare could cause the return of another ice age.

  3. Sean, Fred! allows Live Earth to continue, because without it we’d have fewer chances to see how stupid hippies are.
    Besides, if Fred! killed all the hippies at the show, the stench of rotting hippie mingled with pot and patchouli would blanket the entire host city like a poison gas attack.

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