Fred Thompson’s TV records all the shows he wants to watch. There isn’t a DVR connected to it; the TV’s just scared of making him mad.
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To Note, when Jack Bauer calls President Thompson, he always does as he’s told. Always.
None of this matters, because Fred kills the terrorists himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
None of this matters, because Fred kills the terrorists himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
You would have to be in really great shape to kill someone with a ping pong paddle. Fred Thompson isn’t. By the way Ringmaster don’t you think it is time for you to update your Deluded Circus website? 🙂
Fred Thompson saw one episode of 24 and said Jack was a homo when he saw him cry! “Real men kill bad guys and go home where the little misses is waiting for him with a cold drink and a warm bedl” said Mr. Thompson…
Pffft, updates are for suckers.
If Pat Robertson can leg press a thousand pounds, then Fred Thompson can paddle pwn a terrorist!
And my circus isn’t deluded, it’s 200 proof of uselessness!
Hey Ringmaster, I see you were born in Waterloo! Lived there for 13 years before moving to Minneapolis! Was in Dike, IA for the weekend for some golf with a buddy.
I heard Fred Thompson beat up Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris at the same time while single-handedly destroying Al Qaeda and baking chocolate chip cookies.
To Note, when Jack Bauer calls President Thompson, he always does as he’s told. Always.
None of this matters, because Fred kills the terrorists himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
None of this matters, because Fred kills the terrorists himself. With a ping-pong paddle.
You would have to be in really great shape to kill someone with a ping pong paddle. Fred Thompson isn’t. By the way Ringmaster don’t you think it is time for you to update your Deluded Circus website? 🙂
Fred Thompson saw one episode of 24 and said Jack was a homo when he saw him cry! “Real men kill bad guys and go home where the little misses is waiting for him with a cold drink and a warm bedl” said Mr. Thompson…
Pffft, updates are for suckers.
If Pat Robertson can leg press a thousand pounds, then Fred Thompson can paddle pwn a terrorist!
And my circus isn’t deluded, it’s 200 proof of uselessness!
Hey Ringmaster, I see you were born in Waterloo! Lived there for 13 years before moving to Minneapolis! Was in Dike, IA for the weekend for some golf with a buddy.
It’s not the edge of the Earth…. but you can see it from there =P
Does this make it the first time Sarcasm Man posted on FTF without talking about lobbying?
Sometimes I don’t even have to mention it myself. Thanks TR my ventriloquist dummy.
Fred Thompson sleeps with a night light. Not because he’s scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of him.
You use the edge of the ping pong paddle for thrusts and axe strikes.
I saw Fred whip that paddle like a frizbee and decapitate that terrorist. Happened in LA.
I heard Fred Thompson beat up Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris at the same time while single-handedly destroying Al Qaeda and baking chocolate chip cookies.