Every day, Fred Thompson beats up eight times his weight in hippies.
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Fred Thompson made a secret campaign promise to vigorously pursue the destruction of all monkeys and thus the threat they pose to liberty.
“New World, Old World, they all will be relentlessly hunted down! I especially want those little bastards with tails!” an unnamed source quoted the former Tennese Senator.
And Fred Thompson does so without becoming smelly…he’s so super awesome! When Fred Thompson finally declares for POTUS, Obama is going to go hide under Oprah’s skirts and Hillary is going to challenge him to a “who’s is bigger” contest…and she may lose!
“Wasn’t hippies an insulting term from like the 1960s? Did you guys teleport here from the past?”
The greatest trick hippies have ever pulled is convincing the world they no longer exist…..
Sarc Man: Have you watched footage of a “Peace Rally” from the past four years or so? They are real, they are drug addled, they smell as bad as ever, and most of all, they are every bit as shrill and stupid.
Sarc Man: Have you watched footage of a “Peace Rally” from the past four years or so? They are real, they are drug addled, they smell as bad as ever, and most of all, they are every bit as shrill and stupid.
Well, I guess there are still a few around. So it’s funny that Fred wants to hurt these poor folks? I’ve seen footage from some of the anit-globalization rallies. Most of those protestors look like college kids.
Not only are stupid hippies still around, one was just President and now his wife wants to be. Many of them got older and cut their hair, but never grew up and gave up the hippy ideals.
They aren’t ‘poor folks’, they come from rich families, and aren’t people as you imply. Nowadays most of them are in there 50’s and 60’s, pathetically trying to relive the ’60s and ’70s and brainwashing college kids.
That’s right. Today’s hippies are cool clean cut folks with great ideas and great hair. There are very few of the dirty unshowering hippies left in the USA which means I was right in thinking that your hippy jokes are extremely outdated. It is fact you IMAOers that are stuck in the past.
Hippies still lurk in the shadows. It doesn’t take much money to be a smelly hippie. How much money can it cost to never take a shower, dress in tie-dyed T-Shirts for the rest of your life and attend protest marches forever? Fred Thompson shall rid the US of hippies and drive them back into Canada where they came from in the first place! That’s why hippie women don’t shave their legs or pits…
Eight times the weight of Michael Moore’s breakfast in hippies? Dang, he’d have to beat up every hippie in the world at least twice to do that!
One day there will be Fred Thompson.
Fred Thompson made a secret campaign promise to vigorously pursue the destruction of all monkeys and thus the threat they pose to liberty.
“New World, Old World, they all will be relentlessly hunted down! I especially want those little bastards with tails!” an unnamed source quoted the former Tennese Senator.
You forgot to add, “before breakfast…”
And Fred Thompson does so without becoming smelly…he’s so super awesome! When Fred Thompson finally declares for POTUS, Obama is going to go hide under Oprah’s skirts and Hillary is going to challenge him to a “who’s is bigger” contest…and she may lose!
Wow! That means the population count of many of our college professors, MSM members, and judges will be taking a nosedive!
Ted
Wasn’t hippies an insulting term from like the 1960s? Did you guys teleport here from the past? Have you seen Fred’s new blog yet? 🙂
“Wasn’t hippies an insulting term from like the 1960s? Did you guys teleport here from the past?”
The greatest trick hippies have ever pulled is convincing the world they no longer exist…..
Sarc Man: Have you watched footage of a “Peace Rally” from the past four years or so? They are real, they are drug addled, they smell as bad as ever, and most of all, they are every bit as shrill and stupid.
Sarc Man: Have you watched footage of a “Peace Rally” from the past four years or so? They are real, they are drug addled, they smell as bad as ever, and most of all, they are every bit as shrill and stupid.
Well, I guess there are still a few around. So it’s funny that Fred wants to hurt these poor folks? I’ve seen footage from some of the anit-globalization rallies. Most of those protestors look like college kids.
Not only are stupid hippies still around, one was just President and now his wife wants to be. Many of them got older and cut their hair, but never grew up and gave up the hippy ideals.
They aren’t ‘poor folks’, they come from rich families, and aren’t people as you imply. Nowadays most of them are in there 50’s and 60’s, pathetically trying to relive the ’60s and ’70s and brainwashing college kids.
That’s right. Today’s hippies are cool clean cut folks with great ideas and great hair. There are very few of the dirty unshowering hippies left in the USA which means I was right in thinking that your hippy jokes are extremely outdated. It is fact you IMAOers that are stuck in the past.
I heard that every day, Fred Thompson beats up eight times the weight of Micheal Moore’s Breakfast in hippies. He is that Awesome…..
Hippies still lurk in the shadows. It doesn’t take much money to be a smelly hippie. How much money can it cost to never take a shower, dress in tie-dyed T-Shirts for the rest of your life and attend protest marches forever? Fred Thompson shall rid the US of hippies and drive them back into Canada where they came from in the first place! That’s why hippie women don’t shave their legs or pits…
Hey- Google put a Tom Harkin ad on your homepage! That’s a good case for defamation!
Eight times the weight of Michael Moore’s breakfast in hippies? Dang, he’d have to beat up every hippie in the world at least twice to do that!
One day there will be Fred Thompson.
That’s pretty impressive, considering hippies are pretty light, in that their only form of food is granola.
Sarcasm Man’s monogrammed silk hankies look an awful lot like those in campaign photos of John Edwards!