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I really appreciate all my readers and especially those of you who comment, but I realize I don’t show it enough. Also, I don’t know much about you all — you could all be freaks for all I know. Most of you probably are.
So let’s meet you!
I’d to pick one of you at a time to e-mail a couple quick questions — nothing too personal — and then I’ll post your answers in its own post.
Who wants to be the first to try it? If you want to participate, comment on this post and make sure to fill out the e-mail box on the comment form (only I get to see the e-mail address, so you don’t have to worry about spam).
Be honorable, ronin.
Sure. Why not!
Oh what the heck, I feel lucky…
I’d be willing to give it a whirl.
Okay, if you don’t get toooooo personal.
Deal me in.
Deal me in.
Deal me in.
I’m in.
Oops… sorry for the hiccups. I’ve been away for a while and must have got too excited.
Crap, wrong email.
No L on the end.
My bad.
I’ll throw my hat into the ring.
Me! Me! Me! Pick Me!!!!!
I’ll do it.
In
OOOOOOOOO! Pick me! Pick me!
Okily dokily.
E-mail questions with Frank J? This could be fun!
yeah, if you need more people you know where to find me
I’m up for it.
Not me, no one needs to know more about me. I’m even starting to not like me all that much.
Profile me, if you dare.
I want in!
I will answer most any question.
Sign me up for some of that
I funny. I comment a lot. I have split personalities sometimes (but only online…). I bought your book. And gave a copy to someone. And made up spacedonkey and grilled cheese.
PICK MEEE!
You got questions? We all got questions. Like why is Ron Paul coming to the town I work in two weekends from now? Why am I thinking about going? Why am I going to carry my camcorder? why are they expecting tens of thousands when we know it will be closer to tens of dozens? I’ve never seen Ronulans performing one of their rituals. Oh, and the question thing, Yeah, I’m down with that.
I’m in!!
Me! Me! Me!
You should pick me, maybe it will make up for all the Girls Gone Wild videos I was in that my parents aren’t proud of….
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, here goes:
sure thang!
And this one time…. at blogger camp………..
Ohhh! Ohhh! Me! Me! Pick me!
Pick me mofo!!
Sure.
Okay, it didn’t link. Let’s try this again.
You know I am up for it.
Can I answer questions about Spacemonkey?
Oooh! Oooh! Pick Me! Me!! Me!!! I LOVE being the center of attention!!!
Pick me!
You should pick me, maybe it will make up for all the Girls Gone Wild videos I watched trying to get a glimpse of ALF.
Ask me anything…ANYTHING!
I’ll comment only if Fred! permits it. Count me in.
Roger that!
This probably gets the record for the most comments in the shortest time for a FrankJ post. BTW, pick me.
Why the hell not?
Count me in with the rest, and stuff.
Pick me! Pick me! I may not be interesting, but I know how to lie!
Sounds like fun! I’ll do it.
Don’t be surprised if we are freaks!
Frank, you owe me this one, man.
I’m the coolest one here, so just pick me. Don’t waste your time with all the freaks and losers.
Game on…
Mmkay, you’re one of my top ten favorites, up there with Steynonline, Instapundit, Kim du Doit, Powerline, LGF. My only weird one is a French language libertarian blog, where they don’t get many native texans commenting. It’s like shooting cheese in a barrel.
[whistles nervously] …you say something?
I’d like to get some questions! Being questioned makes me feel special.
I’m in…
Wow . . . loads of comments. >_>;
It’s said everyone gets their 15 mins. of fame. If this is mine, I’m calling quality into question. *lol*
“Yes, kiddies, I remember when I was interviewed @ IMAO.us on the internet!”
“Gwamma, whatsa an inner net?”
🙂
I’ve been preparing for this my whole life. PICK ME!
You can ask questions if you want, but I’m afraid the only answers I know are beer, guns, and air-conditioning. Beer helps you tolerate the small problems, guns let you solve the big ones, and air-conditioning provides comfort while you decide which is which.
If you pick me, the most boring reader of all, folks will fall asleep at their monitors and face plant into their keyboards. Oh, the humanity.
Could be fun! 🙂
You may question me
I’ll give it a go.
I’ll retain my right to have a lawyer present…
And, a full cup of coffee.
Maybe some of Goldstein’s red pills?
;D
I’ll give it a shot.
Loyal Reader for over 4 years now…pick me pick me pick me…I’m Funny!!!!
Sure, I’ll be interrogate—uhh I mean “questioned”
Is this the line for the I-Phone?
I dunno, the last time I agreed to an interview I wound up on the Jerry Springer show confronted by this psycho lady telling me I was the baby daddy of her ugly little kid. Man could she kick hard!
I’ll play.
I’d like to get in on this but I think you should direct your questions at Moonbunny. You’re the one that got her interested in politics after all by making them fun. If you do email her though, make sure to send a shout out to her little sis so there’s no jealousy.
I wanna play.
I’d love to be a guinea pig for you.
I’d love to be a guinea pig for you.
Guess which one I’ll be…
So this is how it is in BusHitler’s Amerikkka? Where our personal lives are raped, raped I say, by an internet humorist?
I’m in.
I’m willing to disclose details of my personal life to you, Frankj. You just scream “TRUST ME!” every day on this here blog. Tell Aquaman I said “Hi.”
Will it be like going to the dentist?
I’m in. Even though I live in Dennis! territory, I promise I won’t answer questions like a moonbat.
I’ve got a few questions too. Like why does the MSM only report the negative stories in Wyoming? i.e. Matthew Shepard, NG Sniper, etc. Maybe because we’re 91% Republican so we must be a bunch of backward hillbillies. Maybe because we have the highest percentage per capita of volunteers in the military so we must be war mongers. Sorry Frank, I’m on a rant. Here’s your soapbox back, my bad.
I’m in.
Why not, I don’t really feel like working today anyway.
Fred Thompson says you’d better pick me…or else.
As long as you don’t ask where the dead hippies are buried, I’m in.
Oh yeah, email.
I’m your huckleberry. And I think I have seniority since I’ve been around the longest.
I’m eager to try it! Not as desperately eager as that Devil_Dog fella, but then who is?
Haha, this could be interesting, hell, why not?
Fire away
I suppose as long as you use “freak” in it’s most positive light, I’d be up for it.
I’m married to Fred…pick me!
Sign me up… I know lotz of fun stuff
I am definitely in. Thanks for appreciating your readers, Frank!
Bring it on. I am on some pain meds at the moment, so the answers could get interesting.
awwww! that’s so sweet! you like us. you really, really like us!
I’m in.
But you really need to know is that:
I’m a pissed-off politically active paranoid conservative.
I am indeed a freak, but can I still be in?
I’m a long time reader; me read you long time!!!
I always got picked last at recess for kickball… so please just don’t pick me last!
I’m really too old for this stuff, but I’ll try to keep up with you kids. I’m in.
Okay, having already promoted myself, I want to go ahead and nominate USS Jimmy Carter Attack Submarine and Infidel Castrol, I would LOVE to hear about those two guys.
In, and from some of the comments above, this could get very interesting.
what a clever way to trick people to leave a comment.
I own more guns than anyone else who has asked you to pick them, so I am the ONLY obvious choice!
We all know I’m absolutely not the right choice for this.
So pick me, Frank, or you’ll regret it.
I’ll send you some ammo…
or don’t you shoot anymore, you wuss? Aaah! Ooops, sorry, didn’t mean that, don’t be mad,please pick me…
I’m game. My life is like an open book…..with all the pages torn out….and burned..badly burned….it was a jet ski accident……apparently they are flameable.
I’ll bitchslap a liberal if you pick me! I mean… I was gonna anyways but…
Can I just have all the prize money instead.
i m last so i must b first
i m last so i must b first
Jonag, if you’re still reading, I don’t think you have seniority, I’m pretty sure I do.
I found a comment of mine from January, 2003, and I don’t think that was my first comment.
I’m new to this site but will answer your questions while exhibiting the highest of intellectual understanding. Though, I don’t remember URL; is he your pet duck?
This might be my first comment, 10/16/02.
Beat that Jonag.
I’m down wit’ it.
My biography is a menagerie of hysterical drama. Choose me.
FIRST!
Casper,
I grew up in Cody, and I see it too. What scant attention Wyoming gets is largely negative. But they’re all just scared of us. Hell, a Wyoming Democrat is more conservative than most Republicans.
We also usurp Frank J’s posts with OT stuff. Yeehaw!
Count me in!!
Sure, I’ll bite. 🙂
I am probably too late (@%#%@^ family vacation) but I would do it
Pick me! Pick MEEE! (Lots of hand waving)
I’ll take the bag of rocks over the tenner. What good is paper money if you find yourself surrounded by monkeys? Or Hippies?
Frank, you haven’t picked me yet. What’s going on?
Frank? FRAAAAAAANK!
Sounds like an interesting experiment, I’d be happy to participate as long as there are no monkeys involved.
bring it on!!
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Only if it will help Good to prevail in the world. Otherwise, not.
TT
Oh man, it seems that getting a new laptop (and the resulting computer-less time) has made me miss out on this, but I’m up for it if you ever get to this end of the list!
Absolutely!
I would be honored, Ronin!
Forgot my name the last time………….
HEY! PICK ME!
I’d love to be profiled. Just let me know.
Deal me in.