Mary Katharine (Suparstar!) Ham went to DC’s best salon to see if she could possibly spend $1250 in a single sitting. Click on the picture of Hammy to watch:
FULL DISCLOSURE:
Just so you know where IMAO money is going, I just had a haircut at Fantastic Sam’s. It cost $13 and I gave a $5 tip. Also, even though the place is only a couple minutes walk from home, I drove an SUV there, so that was a bit extravagant.
Sarah didn’t cut your hair? LOL
You DID get to keep the bowl, right?
you spent 13 dollars on a hair cut? What is wrong with you? I spend 5 dollars plus a 2 dollar tip. You rich folks are all crazy
My four-year-old son walked up, saw John Edwards primping, and said, “He’s doing silly things. Boys don’t do that.”
This is especially amusing since he’s raised in a fairly gender-neutral household. I’m the one with the power tools and the 4WD SUV who takes the kids hiking and climbing, while my husband stays home and cleans house. Barefoot.
But then, he and my husband both use clippers and a #6 guard to cut their hair.
//I just had a haircut at Fantastic Sam’s. It cost $13 and I gave a $5 tip. //
Seriously? Do like Alice H and buy some clippers dude, my hubby swears by it. ‘Course, he goes with the zero gauge high and tight, so maybe you’re looking for something with a bit more pizazz?
Okay, so here it goes…
I sit with my legs crossed like a woman (because it’s easier on my lower back.)
I like ABBA.
My favorite singer (Frances Ruffelle) gained fame in musical theater.
I cry at sad movies.
I love Sarah Brightman.
So in other words, aside from not having sex with men, I’m about as gay as they come, so I’m infinitely qualified to say this:
If you don’t love Mary Katharine Ham, YOU ARE GAY!
Why do I get the impression that SarahK “cuts hair” with a .357 magnum? hmm. Better rethink that one, Robert.
I go to my college’s cosmetology section. It’s free, and they like the clipper practice (Army base special).