Truly Retarded Conservative

Sometimes I get this image of Andrew Sullivan sitting alone in a padded room screaming at the top of his lungs, “You can’t lock me up! I’m the only true conservative left!”
One of these days I have to get to work on the Sane Andrew Sullivan Memorial. We should remember the good times.

7 Comments

  1. It’s gotten to the point where the truly retarded Andrew has tainted the sane Andrew.
    If he can change positions as easily now as he does, it’s hard to believe he really meant what wrote 5-10 years ago. Maybe he was equally nuts back then but we just didn’t realize it.

  2. Mr. Sullivan has fallen for a Moby attack, it looks to me. SusieQ doesn’t have an overtly Republican or conservative name, like “KillTheLibs” or “NukeTheWhales”, but that’s about the only Moby Point she missed.
    She has been a reader for 8 years (but as a really bad conservative, hasn’t made enough money to donate to a site she reads and loves every day).
    She voted for GWB twice, but now thinks he’s one step away from becoming a dictator. What step that is, one is left to wonder. Perhaps he’s just waiting for his poll numbers to get back above freezing.
    We’re not in Iraq to win, but “What would winning look like anyway?”.
    Easy, SusieQ: The terrorists would all be dead, or turned into people.
    My hunch is that SusieQ is some HuffPo autobot.

  3. There was a sane Andrew? To think that there is a chance that a sane person could turn into that, Frank, I can’t let myself believe it. I can deal with the idea that I may get senile, that I may get Alzheimer’s, that I may some day not be able remember my name, but the thought that I, a sane person, could turn into the Andrew Sullivan we know today; that is just too scary to even admit it as a possibility.

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