“Being President should be fun! Yay!”

So, in this last round of fundraising, Obama got $32 million, Hillary $27 million, and John Edwards $9 million.
Who are these people giving them money?
Obama has been a Senator for about two weeks now. Where did everyone get in their head he should be a president? You can argue that there’s no evidence yet he’d be a bad president, but you can say the same of any four-year-old. All that’s going through the head of his donors is basically “He speaks purty; let’s give him millions of dollars!” How did people like that even get money to donate? The IRS should investigate.
Then there’s Edwards. No where near as successful in fundraising, but how did he even dupe $9 million out of people. How can anyone donate a thousand dollars to him when they know that won’t even pay for one haircut? Plus, with his own extravagant opulence, he’s basically walking around covered in gold and jewels while asking people to give him money. If he wants money, why doesn’t he just rent out a wing on his house.
The only one that makes sense to me is Hillary Clinton. People are scared of her. You don’t want her to be president and then she looks on her records and finds you never gave money to support her candidacy. She’ll suck the marrow from your bones for that.