Rumor has it that Osama is releasing another “taunt America” video in the next few days. Pretty impressive work for a guy who’s been a crimson stain on a Tora Bora cave wall since 2001. But regardless of which malnourished wino they slap the fake beard on this time around, the fact remains that this flick needs a catchy title. I suggest one of the following:
- Citizen Osama
- Osamablanca
- Osama’s List
- It’s an Osamaful Life
- One Flew Over Osama’s Nest
- The Maltese Osama
- Osama Like it Hot
- O.T. The Osama-Terrestrial
- Dr. Osamalove
- Osamalypse Now
- Osama Side Story
- A Streetcar Named Osama
- Snowsama White and the Seven Dwarves
- A Clockwork Osama
- The Sound of Osama
- Osama Without a Cause
- Raiders of the Lost Osama
- Vertigosama
- Close Encounters of the Osama Kind
- The Silence of the Osamas
- Osama Gump
- Dances With Osamas
- Mutiny on the Osama
- Osama Rider
- My Fair Osama
- Osamafellas
- Osama Fiction
- Guess Osama’s Coming to Dinner?
- Osama Doodle Dandy
- Osamadeus
Double dog dare ya to come up with something better.
Osama and Confused
Bend It Like Bin Laden
Oh, just thought of another one.
The Osama Clause
It’s A Jihad Jihad Jihad Jihad World
The Osama Chainsaw Massacre
Fast Times at Osama High
Osama and the Pussycats
The Osama Returns
The Bin Laden Saints
Young Frankensama
Kill Bush (would that one count?)
Finding Nemosama
Pirates of the Caribbin Laden
What’s Eating Osama Grape?
Osama Movie
Osama House
Robin Hood: Osama in tights
Osamas
And of course, the epic trilogy:
A New Osama
The Osama strikes back
Return of the Osama
And some originals that fit:
Dead man walking, day of the dead, dead or alive, the evil dead, better off dead, bang bang you’re dead & dead end.
Death Becomes Osama
Dead Like Osama
Throw Osama from the train
The Adventures of Osama, Queen of the Desert
Here’s some:
9 1/2 Osamas
The Color Osama
The Longest Osama
Osama and the Bandit
Osama does Dallas
Osama Knights
Brokeback Osama
Not better, but obvious
Osamahoma!
Here’s some-
9 1/2 Osamas
The Color Osama
The Longest Osama
Osama and the Bandit
Osama does Dallas
Osama Knights
Brokeback Osama
Jackass
Osama’s Funniest Home Videos: The Movie
Osama vs. Mothra
The Shaggiest Osama
That Darn Osama
Osama the Love Bug
Osama Does Dallas
Throw Osama from the Train
I remember Osama
Osama and Osama’er
There’s Something About Osama
Stuck on Osama
Night of the Living Osama
Dawn of the Osama
Obama shack!
O – sama, Where Art Thou?
Osama and Me
Osama 9/11
Bowling for Osama
Mama always says Osama is as Osama does.
The Good, the Bad, and Osama
Good Osama Hunting
Breakfast at Osama’s
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Osama World
Weekend at osamas (weekend at bernies)
Osammy boy (tommy boy)
Weekend at Osama’s
–The Bin Laden Files
–The Osama Ultimatum
A Fistfull of Osamas
Osamafull Metal Jacket
Alien vs. Osama
The Hunt for Red Osama
Clear and Present Osama
To Osama, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.
Breakfast at Osama’s
The Great Osamatini
Dr. Strangeosama
Fail Safsama
The Arab Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Pink Mist
Jihadis In The (Pink) Mist
About a Wellidon (Boy)
Osama the Barbarian
Pretty Osama
Jihadis Gone Wild
I can’t believe nobody’s said it yet:
Osama Wars
The Osama Strikes Back
Return of the Osama
Osama of Arabia
Eh, next time I look closer before opening my big mouth. Still, nobody’s said the first one yet.
The Joooooooos! Brothers
2001: An Osama Odyssey
A Camel Called Osama
Blazing Osama’s
Dead Like Osama
Osama: Reloaded
Legally Osama
Beauty and Osama
Cindersama
Sleeping Osama
101 Osamas
Osama Mermaid
Osama Bin Laden and the Jihadist’s Stone
“” and the Cave of Secrets
“” and the Prisoner of Guantanamo
“” and the Tunnel of Firearms
“” and the Order of Al Qaeda
“” and the Half-blood Arab
“” and the Deadly Bombs
Hopefully, that’ll be my last addition. I need to get schooling…
The Osama Hunter
Pulp Osama
Osama Almighty
The Big Osama
Osama of the Traveling Pants
Osama and Louise
Practical Osama
Osama and the Holy Grail (yeeesh!)
brokeback Osama
Osama and Kumar go to White Castle…and then HELL!
Everything You Wanted to Know About Osama but Were Afraid to Ask
The Osama that Roared
How about….
Osama Potter and the Terrorists’s Bomb?
Bring Me the Head of Osama Bin Laden
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Osama, But Were Afraid to Ask*
Osama&Carol&Osama&Alice
When Obama Met Sally
Sally could not have an orgasm because of her female circumcision!
not having read any other comments, i offer these suggestions :
Osama Space
Osamaocracy
The Fifth Osama
The Osama Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum (a trilogy!)
I Think I Love My Osama
Osama Royal
The Osama Strikes Back
Osama Holiday Special
Bridge To 72 Virgins
The Chronicles of Osama
The Osamaness Bride
Fear and Loathing in Tora Bora
The Neverending Osama
( bonus nerd points if you know what this one references…)
How’s about:
Osamaface
Osama Time Next Year
Radiosama Days
Videosamadrome
The Taking of Pakistan One Two Three
The Kidney Stays in The Picture
Die Hard, please. Pretty please.
There’s something about Osama
Meet the Osama
O Osama where art thou?
Osamanator 2: Jihad Day
Die Osama
Die Osama with a Vengeance
Die Osama once more
Live Opressed and Die Osama
The Dukes of Osama
Osama of the Torabora: Curse of the black bomber
Osama House
Osammashack
Plains, Trains, and Osama
Bring Osama On
Mean Osama
Osama and the Beast (featuring Jane Fonda)
Osama Report
O.U: Osama Unintelligence
Kill Osama
Catch Osama if you can
Bowling for Osamabine (directed by Michael Moore)
Sickosama (again, directed by Michael Moore)
King Kongsama (with lots of monkeys)
Osama and the Angry Inch
When Osama Met RonPaul
Pulp Osama
Osama of Arabia
A Clockwork Osama
Osama and the Holy Grail
Das Osama
Osama Gump
The Elephant Osama
Fargosama
Osama in the Moonlight
The Osama Connection
Planes, Trains and Osamamobiles
The Osama Couple
Grumpy Old Osamas
Dr Osamalove (or How I learned to love Jihad)
Osamafinger
Iwosama Jima
The Seven Osamuri
Kill Osama, Vol. 2
Cool Hand Osama
Osama-Hur
Kill Osama, Vol. 1
O for Osama
The Osama Hunter
The Princess Osama
Osama and the Sundance Kid
Little Miss Osama
Osama Day Afternoon
The Big Osama
The Grapes of Osama
The Osama Vanishes
A Christmas Osama
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Osamas
Cinderella Osama
Osama of the Dead
The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden
The Osama Syndrome
OH OSAMA!
Osama Wonka and the IED Factory
…and – okay – pretty obvious…
Osamagan’s Island
My three Hadji’s
Osama Knows Best
Children of the Koran
Bombsmoke!
The Incredible Osamaness of being..blown up
HR Osamastuff
My dinner with Osama
Two pigs for Osama’s sister
…an entry from my extremely clever 13 yodd:
Big Osama’s House
OSAMABACK MOUNTAIN
Damn, my new provider lets me comment again!
Charlotte’s Web II: Osama’s great Adventure
About 45 years ago there was a song about names. In fact, I think it was titled Name Game.
The tune is in the mind, but some of you need to add the words.
I can almost hear it now.
Binsformers
Osama’s love letters to Liberals.
Paradise Still Lost
72 Virgins and A Bomb
Where’s Waldo Hiding Osama
Spank Me Osama
Say Ahhhhhsama
Back Door Bros and Osama
Osama Swallows
Anal Osama
Two Bros and Osama
Well Hung and Osama
The Departed
I can’t belive that no one has thought of….
“Scent of Osama”
for one thing, by now he’s gotta smell pretty bad (dead or alive).
Gotta admit, I like “Throw Osama From the Train”
Farenheit 9/11
Redacted
Loose Change
Wait, Osama didn’t make those??? Who could tell?
Da Osama Code
*Dude, where’s my Osama?
*Crouching camel, hidden Osama
*The Osamanator
Unforgiven
Bowling for Palestine
Weekend at Binny’s (weekend at bernies)
Don’t be a menace to Al Qaeda while drilling for oil in da hood.
Osamashack
Osama House
Osama Pie
Blazing Osamas
Osamas Day Off
Saving Private Osama (starring harry reid)
To Osama or not to Osama
Romeo & Osama
Osama bin Laden: Men in Gowns
The Osama of Queens
Osamatouille
Up in Smoke