BUUURRRRNNN!!! That was friggin’ hilarious! Anyone want to hazard a guess as to how many ping-pong balls Edwards can shoot at an audience before he has to “reload”?
John – the demonstrator Pony – Edwards has since moved on to teaching other tricks:
* Hiding money in bodily orifices (Clintons take note)
* Linking bodily cavity probes to health care plans (we’re ALL students)
* Causing mass hypnosis at rallies with his charisma (A+ student Barack Obama)
* Making liberal women swoon over his hair
* Keeping your wrinkles from showing on national TV (C- student Rudy Guiliani)
(Off topic but hilarious.)
I came across this gut-splitting audio many months ago, and I just can’t help posting it for everyone’s enjoyment: Witness to traffic accident
Warning: Your stomach may seriously hurt afterwards!
YEAH, but the first Cuban cigar Bill shoved up Johnny’s keister got lost. When Bill couldn’t reach it, he ordered his Secret Service detail to drive him on in for a search, but they wandered around for hours and ran out of gas without ever spotting the missing Cohiba. Low on food and water, they finally had to abandon the SUV’s and walked for almost a day without seeing anyone. Fortunately they happened upon a major highway, flagged down one of the passing container trucks, and hitched a ride on out of there.
Really.
John Edwards taught Monica that cigar trick.
And there goes everything I’ve eaten the past 3 months.
And he already knew Bill liked it.
Yeah, but he had to use a tiparillo cigar. Those darn cohibas are heavy.
But he took the wrapper off…..
I hear he still can’t get the hang of picking up his campaign contributions with his butt cheeks without falling over.
I heard his breath smells like ass but I didn’t think this was the reason…you know the old joke…
BUUURRRRNNN!!! That was friggin’ hilarious! Anyone want to hazard a guess as to how many ping-pong balls Edwards can shoot at an audience before he has to “reload”?
John – the demonstrator Pony – Edwards has since moved on to teaching other tricks:
* Hiding money in bodily orifices (Clintons take note)
* Linking bodily cavity probes to health care plans (we’re ALL students)
* Causing mass hypnosis at rallies with his charisma (A+ student Barack Obama)
* Making liberal women swoon over his hair
* Keeping your wrinkles from showing on national TV (C- student Rudy Guiliani)
That is so not an image I wanted in my head for the afternoon… but I totally believe it a true fact.
(Off topic but hilarious.)
I came across this gut-splitting audio many months ago, and I just can’t help posting it for everyone’s enjoyment:
Witness to traffic accident
Warning: Your stomach may seriously hurt afterwards!
YEAH, but the first Cuban cigar Bill shoved up Johnny’s keister got lost. When Bill couldn’t reach it, he ordered his Secret Service detail to drive him on in for a search, but they wandered around for hours and ran out of gas without ever spotting the missing Cohiba. Low on food and water, they finally had to abandon the SUV’s and walked for almost a day without seeing anyone. Fortunately they happened upon a major highway, flagged down one of the passing container trucks, and hitched a ride on out of there.
Really.
True-Johnny taught Monica with a Swisher Sweet, but Janet Reno taught him with something ribbed for his pleasure.
The blue dress was Johnny’s.
Lil’ Johnny pulled Monica aside and showed her how HE got such pesky stains out, whispering “Sweety, you need to learn to fight that gag reflex.”
Although its been 20 years since his last lesson, John Edwards is proud of the fact that he still looks damn good in a tutu.
Testing a lack of skills, I am not especially good at hyperlinking…