After hearing that “pink is the new black”, John Edwards explained his lipstick & nail polish by saying it was “new goth”.
Bonus Facts from Casper the Friendly Host:
When asked during last year’s Great American Smoke-Out if he had ever used the patch, a confused John Edwards replied “After I smoke one, I usually have to use a Tuck’s pad, not a patch.”
Envious of Oprah endorsing Obama and Magic endorsing Hillary, John Edwards announced that Casper the Friendly Ghost would be endorsing his campaign.
John Edwards and Michelle Obama were overheard chatting about the coffee after last week’s debate. When Michelle said that she liked her coffee the way she liked her men, Lil’ John whispered, “Me too!” as he licked the foam from his Whipped Cream & Marshmallow Shirley Temple Latte with a Sasparilla Twist.
john edwards prefers to apply his moisturizing lotion on his face by squirting it directly from the bottle.