So the Victory Caucus has this “Stand by the American Mission in Iraq” petition that says:
We, the undersigned, call on our national leaders and fellow citizens to resist calls for a premature withdrawal from Iraq and to support America’s troops under the new commander, Gen. David Petraeus, as they implement a bold new strategy designed to bring a successful completion to their mission.
Which is nice, and you can go over and sign it if you want.
But I think it’s WAY too wordy. Here’s how I’d write it.
W,
Kill terrorists.
Stop when they’re all dead.
America
Now go out and do something fun with all the time you saved by reading the short version.
Like killing a terrorist.
According to the Fox News site, it looks like the Israeli’s are having to show us how, again…
… It was just after midnight when the 69th Squadron of Israeli F-15Is crossed the Syrian coast-line. On the ground, Syria’s formidable air defences went dead. An audacious raid on a Syrian target 50 miles from the Iraqi border was under way…
(their misspelling of defenses, not mine)
But Frank, what is a terrorist? Aren’t the true terrorists those who claim to be Christians and yet shop at WAL-MART?!?!?
[thunk]
Wha? Oh, what a nightmare. I dreamt I was a Kosbat, and the Jooos were after me.
But you made us read it twice. That didn’t save time. But you said it did save us time. My brain hurts. Is this how a libtard’s brain feels all the time? Make it stop. Make it stop!!!!
“But Frank,”
For shame, Socrates. After all they went through on friday to keep everyone from mixing those two up like that.
Harvey’s words reduced to VB code:
George:
DO
Terrorists.Kill
LOOP UNTIL Terrorists.Dead
END
Small suggestion-
Put the word “authorize” before “kill terrorists.” Otherwise it sounds like we’re asking W to do the job personally. Given time, I’m sure he would, but it’s not like he’s Fred Thompson, who would still be home in time for dinner that day.