Today’s Fact is from Jim:
It took many days, but John Edwards’s advisers finally talked him out of using his original campaign slogan: “Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m beautiful!”
Bonus Fact from Harvey:
Kelly LeBrock hates John Edwards.
Today’s Fact is from Jim:
It took many days, but John Edwards’s advisers finally talked him out of using his original campaign slogan: “Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m beautiful!”
Bonus Fact from Harvey:
Kelly LeBrock hates John Edwards.
John Edwards HATES that unfresh feeling…
One of John’s closest advisors, Lance, is having a hard time explaining to him that Rupaul is not the best choice for a running mate.
Should he win the nomination, John Edwards plans to use the slogan, “One half of America isn’t ready for a Woman to be President. So elect me, and both America’s WIN!”
Barack Obama originally thought Edwards’ “two Americas” was referring to his ancestry but Edwards set him straight on that: only half of the family.
Fact: John Edwards loves to watch the sex scene from Top Gun, but only for the music.
Interestingly, like LeBrock, John Peachcroft Edwards nearly married Steven Seagal. After an extended courtship, Edwards announced he thought he could “do better” and “refused to settle” for Seagal, a decision he would come to regret, especially after Seagal’s enormous recent successes as a critically acclaimed actor in roles like “Jonathan Cold” in the video game “Black Dawn” and “Cock Puncher” in The Untitled Onion Movie (2007) (via IMDB).
We can only guess at “what might have been” had these 2 talents merged their powers. Probably more formidable than Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Kuchinic could ever dream to be.