Rumor has it that US snipers in Iraq are using fake weapons and bomb-making materials as bait, and then killing terrorists who picks up the items. The pro-defeat lobby seems to have a problem with this.
Not me.
In fact, I can see how this principle can be adapted and applied to target other irksome critters, like baiting:
* Journalists with fake memos.
* Ted Kennedy with a campaign worker who can tread water.
* Moonbats with an opportunity to be tasered for YouTube.
* Bill Clinton with an intern completely lacking in “tobacco-free zones”.
* Elton John with kiddie porn avant-garde art.
* Senator Craig with wide-stanced loafers.
* Michael Moore with… well, ANY saturated-fat based product. A brick slathered in lard would work fine.
* John Edwards with a can of Aqua-Net (stand by with a flaming arrow on this one).
* Alec Baldwin with Canadian citizenship.
* UPDATE: apparently that one doesn’t work.
* Hillary with a gold ring inscribed with cryptic runes in an ancient Elvin tongue.
* Obama with an explosive device cleverly diguised as black street cred.
If you’ve got any other ideas, I’d love to hear ’em.
Libtards with tickets to a speach of a foreign leader who happens to hate America and Israel.
John McCain and a microphone.
You could set out a shiny, high-powered, ice-crushing blender and a cute, plump puppy and see what you get . . .
Keith Olbermann with a mirror
Lawyers and a cup of coffee
Any politician with some “spare change” laying around
Psycho Ron Paul supporters with a online poll.
Ron Paul supporters with an internet poll.
Dan Rather with some credibility.
Hippies with some kind bud.
Insurgents with pretty, pretty goats
Hillary Clinton with a bag of explosive-dye money.
Al Gore with a fat bastard treadmill.
Dennis Kucinich with a one-way ticket to Iran.
Harry Reid with an “If I only had a brain” CD.
RonPaul supporters with free straw poll tickets and beer.
John Kerry with a military decoration
John Murtha with some Arab oil money
John Edwards with a tutu
Murtha with arab money
William Jefferson with cold cash
Ted Kennedy with any bottle of liquor
Louis Farakhan with a Kill Whity T-Shirt
Damn you, Silicon Valley Jim!
Sean Penn/Kevin Spacey with a life size Hugo Chavez snuggle doll
Dennis Kucinich with a pair of elevator shoes.
Ron Paul with the key to his straightjacket.
Any Democratic Presidential candidate with a “Get out of hell free” card.
Chuck Schumer with a television camera.
Jesse Jackson with a mistress.
Sean Penn with a career.
Katie Couric with ratings.
Border jumping scumbags with amnesty papers.
Osama bin Laden with Whitney Houston.
Sheryl Crow with hand sanitizer.
French men with testicles.
Bill Clinton with some ice (for “that”)
Sandy Berger with extra roomy socks
Nancy Pelosi with a Free Face-Lift
Rosie with anything really really fat, ugly and disgusting
Dan Rather with McGruff the Crime Dog and some “documents” about President Bush
MSNBC and David Shuster with dead US Soldiers to use for left wing gottcha politics
Me with a “ThoseShirts” T-shirt babe. (I know, the IMAO one is taken.)
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Jimmy Carter with a time machine that locks up at Three Mile Island.
The Dixie Chicks with radio air-play
Mitt Romney with a lifetime supply of Brylcreem
Nancy Pelosi with a can of Bondo & a belt sander.
Teddy K. with a 5th of vodka. Or Listerine.
Hillary with fresh pack of “C” cells for… well, you know.
Harry Reid with a viable set of male genitalia.
John Edwards with a glossy photo of John Edwards.
John Kerry with Data’s ’emotion chip’.
Cynthia McKinney with a jar of Jerri-Curl.
Cindy Sheehan with any media coverage & a tissue.
Michael Moore with Denny’s- ALL of them.
…or his brother Billy peeing on the White House lawn.
Al Gore with a nomination to head the UN when it leaves NY.
Al Gore with Hillary picking him as her VP.
Bill Clinton with a refer full of microwavable cheeseburgers in a White House kitchen full of female interns.
Climatologist Jim Hansen with more global warming “grant” money from Soros.
NOAA with new scientists that can actually forecast hurricanes.
Ken Burns with any kind of coherent war documentary script.
Rev. Al Sharpton with any black person in prison garb or yelling “police brutality.”
…or if in Harlem, just have a Korean stand behind the counter at a convenience store.
A buncha geek losers with a humor site that let’s them attempt to make “funny” comments.
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Hey…wait….
A Kos kid with a copy of the “Communist Manifesto”, or anything by Marx. Well, any of Marx’s early work, before he “sold out and went all commercial”
VA Governor Tim Kaine (ego,) Conservative Talk Radio, WRVA (the bait,) and a caller (who blindsides him w/ a reference to one of the governor’s own nominee’s rants for Jihad and against Israel right there on YouTube for all, including the governor, to see…)
The “respected Dr.” in question resigned immediately.
The AP story has already been bumped off on the Fox News site. You probably won’t see or hear anything about it anywhere else…
Senator Chris Dodd and tort reform measures.
I could play racist stereotypes but meh.
The Crazy Iranian guy with Homosexuals
Environmentalists with Kyoto treaties
Radical Arabs with a US flag and a lighter
When I read this one in the paper, I wondered if they’d be happier if we were baiting the terrorists with real weapons.
Dick Durbin and an illegal immigrant who needs health care.
Lord, am I a geek. I am a huge, huge geek as I feel the need to point out that Tolkien’s One Ring did not have ancient elvish written on it. Rather, it was written in The Black Speech of Mordor.
. . . I can’t believe I know that!
The language was that of Mordor. The script was Elvish. (Not Elvis’.)