John Edwards thinks riding a Segway makes him look butch.
Relatively speaking, he’s correct.
Bonus Fact from Casper the Friendly Host:
When John Edwards overheard one of his staff members talking about a receding glacier, he squealed “Hillary’s dropping out?”
John Edwards, when speaking of a perspective employee, (or at anytime for that matter) has never uttered the words “I want that woman on my staff”.
Edwards couldn’t ride a Segway if he tried. His first question would be, “Where do I sit?”
And its gyros would function perfectly while reacting to his kinesthetic sense by throwing his dumbass off the thing.
John Edwards has only too worries. His receding hairline, and his impending pubic hairline.
You’ve been attacked by conservatives.
“Smooth as a Baby’s Butt” is a common phrase.
Coincidentally, Elizabeth Edwards pet name for John is Baby’s Butt.
I think that comment was misunderstood. You heard, “riding on a Segway”, but what he said was “sliding in a young gay”.