Nothing makes John Edwards angrier than when Elizabeth uses his Estée Lauder Re-Nutriv Ultimate Lifting Eye Crème without asking.
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Although it doesn’t rhyme, it has become widely fashionable in grade school gym classes throughout America to refer to dodge ball as “Smear the John Edwards”.
John is always doing that stuff. He uses my bath oil, body freshener and douche, too. The men just love him and I tell them, “It’s okay to look. Just don’t touch!” But they don’t listen, the lousy buggers.
Real True Fact:
If you Google “condescending elitist jerk”, the first name to appear will be John Edwards. Really. Fun with tagging.
#10 — pssssst… I don’t think Dwain had anything to do with setting the date (and just so we’re clear, neither did Fred or his campaign). http://www.fredsgivingday.com
“Chris – either I Googled “expensive cosmetics””
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
“or I’m a closet metrosexual.”
You like to have sex on the subway?
“Possibly both.”
That’s a weird combo.
re: #5 – don’t be fooled by Obermann’s apparent mildness, I hear he spikes his KoolAid with a large shot of Calvin Cooler.
re: #10 – payday where I work was last week and will be next week, so I don’t know that picking the day after Thanksgiving this week would have been a better choice. Maybe Thanksgiving itself would have been a better day, as I understand Fred Thompson can intimidate a turkey into killing, gutting, stuffing and basting itself. (If Harry Reid ends up on a platter with roasted potatoes, we’ll know it’s true.)
Nothing makes John Edwards angrier than when Elizabeth uses his Estée Lauder Re-Nutriv Ultimate Lifting Eye Crème without asking.
Although it doesn’t rhyme, it has become widely fashionable in grade school gym classes throughout America to refer to dodge ball as “Smear the John Edwards”.
How do you know what that stuff is?
Our message of thanks to Fred Thompson!
Please spread the word:
Remember Fred’s Giving Day on Nov 21, 2007
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Chris – either I Googled “expensive cosmetics” or I’m a closet metrosexual.
Possibly both.
when keith olberman was at ESPN he was ignored in the breakroom and had to sit by himself drinking his koolaid
John is always doing that stuff. He uses my bath oil, body freshener and douche, too. The men just love him and I tell them, “It’s okay to look. Just don’t touch!” But they don’t listen, the lousy buggers.
Not true. The only eye cream John Edwards would use is creme de la mer, $1200 a jar. There’s no way he would use a generic,department store eye cream. He was probaly angry that his wife tried to switch the jars.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=75022
He’s wasting his time lifting his eyes. Hillary’s only going to leap upon him and devour them.
John Edwards
A former trial lawyer (which is even more repulsive than being a former lawyer), Sen. Edwards is overly preoccupied with own hair. He’s such a non-entity Al Gore was comfortable choosing him as Vice President, because Al Gore recognized Edwards could not even outshine someone as pretentiously dull as Al Gore. May have done something in the Senate, but know one knows what is. Edwards is greatly concerned about the poor, but not so concerned that it prevents him from living in an enormous multi-million dollar home.
Pssst, Dwain…
As far as “Fred’s Giving day,” wouldn’t payday, the 23rd, have been smarter…
Real True Fact:
If you Google “condescending elitist jerk”, the first name to appear will be John Edwards. Really. Fun with tagging.
#10 — pssssst… I don’t think Dwain had anything to do with setting the date (and just so we’re clear, neither did Fred or his campaign).
http://www.fredsgivingday.com
“Chris – either I Googled “expensive cosmetics””
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
“or I’m a closet metrosexual.”
You like to have sex on the subway?
“Possibly both.”
That’s a weird combo.
re: #5 – don’t be fooled by Obermann’s apparent mildness, I hear he spikes his KoolAid with a large shot of Calvin Cooler.
re: #10 – payday where I work was last week and will be next week, so I don’t know that picking the day after Thanksgiving this week would have been a better choice. Maybe Thanksgiving itself would have been a better day, as I understand Fred Thompson can intimidate a turkey into killing, gutting, stuffing and basting itself. (If Harry Reid ends up on a platter with roasted potatoes, we’ll know it’s true.)
Man! And I used to get pissed when my sisters would dull my razor.
I got nuthin’!