I always have this suggestion as a new Supreme Court justice and I doubt Obama will listen to me, but I will suggest him again: Mr. T.
Mr. T does not put up with jibba-jabba, which I think is important for a justice. He is very tough, but he is also compassionate (he often pities fools). Now, I don’t know Mr. T’s political stances, but one can only assume he’s not a liberal because he’s definitely not a sissy.
So, Mr. T is my nomination. I will also suggest myself, but I’ll only take the job if I can telecommute because I don’t want to move to D.C.
No way! He’s way too smart to sit on any court and he would rip every Senator’s head off and shove it up his ass during the confirmation hearings so there wouldn’t be anyone left to vote yes…
Well, he’s black. So, for Obama voters that’s enough for him to be considered extremely qualified.
I pitty the fool!!!
OCTOMOM!!!
Mr. T is not a woman or a socialist (at least as far as I know), so no.
Wikipedia doesn’t mention his politics, which suggests he doesn’t talk about his politics which means… he is in all likelihood a republican.
He is not an American hating, Pentagon bombing, bank guard killing, chavez hugging, king bowing, baby killing, tax dodging, country bankrupting, leftsist sycophant. So that one would never nominate him.
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Son of Bob,
Not quite. Let us not forget how they excoriated Clarence Thomas with that trumped up sexual harassment stuff. Of course, he was a conservative, so… Though, the fact that Mr. T doesn’t stand for Jibba-Jabba may make him a Conservative too, thus my statement stands.
I nominate Denny Crane for the post.
O-bah-muhh will nominate Janet Reno to replace David Souter.She fits most of his quota-system commie-lib agenda. Woman? Check! Lesbian? Check! Willing to send in the tanks to incinerate women,children and cult leader? Check! If she was an ethnic minority, she’d score 100% on the O-bah-muhhnation Recruitment Profile. She didn’t stand for no jibber jabber from David Koresh, or Tim McVeah. >>> Anyway, guaranteed to be one who worships at the altar of Abortion,probably female,ethnic minority. O-bah-muhh wiil probably have to wait to nominate a Muslim.
THE OBAMA should reach across the isle and nominate Alberto Gonzales!
I caught an interview with Mr.T a month ago on Dennis Miller’s show-
He’d be a good choice. Btw,
Dwight (Howlin’ Mad Murdock) Schultz
would be good too, another A-
Teamplus pick.Perez Hilton is the logical choice for Souter’s replacement, I hear he has judicial experience. Janeane the Gar-of-ALO has shown judical temperament. Keith Olberman is the ‘smartest man on the planet’, so he’s got that going for him. Bill Clinton is unemployed at the moment,plus he was the first black president,so he’s got that going for him. But the real winner of the nation wide search for the next appointee to the SCOTUS is…. Michelle O-bah-muhh!
I predict that it’s Michelle. She’s female, she’s black, she’s about as far left as it gets, and she’s named Obama. Therefore, anybody who opposes her is a reactionary, misogynist racist.
Remember, folks, you heard it here first, from the man who predicted an NFL championship for the 2008 Rams.
You know, I remember reading a column before the season saying the Rams could be pretty good.
Then Philly killed them in Week 1. Ouch.
Wait, what were we talking about?
DesertElephant,
You are correct. I forgot, he might be the wrong kind of black guy – the kind that thinks for himself. Liberals can’t tolerate that.
to the replacement greetings
Too bad it’s not going to be Fred Thompson.
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You didn’t mention the best part of nominating Mr. T. While he is not a woman, thus depriving Obama of an important interest group to check off, his presence would make the other justices look much more feminine by comparison. Obama can make the Supreme Court almost half female with a single pick.
Know why lawyers wear neck ties? Keeps the foreskin from sliding back up!
Know what happens to a Lawyer when you give him Viagra? Get’s taller!
Know why a shark won’t bite a lawyer? Professional courtesy!
Obama should appoint Arlen Sphincter! Or possibly the deal has been cut…or the Monica has been given…
He’s going to nominate Michele. That way she’ll finally be “proud” of her country. Just think he gets to nominate a woman, a minority, and he gets to sleep in his own bed at night. It’s a win-win for him.
Sean,
I’m not sure sleeping with Michelle Obama in the bed is in any way a tick in the win column. I think he just married her because she threatened to eat his liver while he watched if he didn’t. I mean, we know he’s a wuss that jumps at his own shadow. And most likely even a throat clear from his Significant Klingon.