Great words from great presidents

… plus one other guy at the end.

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt, March 4, 1933: Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, January 20, 1961: And so my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

Ronald Wilson Reagan, January 20, 1981: In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.

Ronald Wilson Reagan, June 12, 1987: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

George Walker Bush, September 14, 2001: I can hear you, the rest of the world hears you, and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.

Barack Hussein Obama, January 19, 2011: This bit of news… under a new agreement, our national zoo will continue to dazzle children and visitors with the beloved giant pandas.

9 Comments

  1. Obama has a fondness for any black and white DC resident whose laziness is only overcome by a huge appetite and compulsion to crap in it’s environment. Any creature that wonderful should always be on display to dazzle the masses and save or create union backed jobs to shovel and spread the crap around. The need for panda porn to set the mood for romance takes him back to his wedding night when he chased Michelle through a Chinese restaurant with a menu in one hand and The Big Bamboo in the other.

  2. Only in America would the government LEASE a “gift” from communists, it’s like people who “rent to own” a $300 TV for $5000.
    Haven’t these Pandas made any baby pandas yet? Why do we need to keep renting them? Can’t we at least sub-let them to some other poor pandaless country? What about polar bears in zoos, are we renting them too?

  3. Send ’em back or make a deal to buy them. Weaponizing pandas would be a worthy goal. They would make good stealth weapons platforms because liberals think they’re the most adorable things on the planet — second only to polar bears on ice floes — so they’d be able to get in really close for a liberals nose punchin’. “Ahhhh, how cute.” BLAM!

    Speaking of polar bears on ice floes, did anyone else see that asinine commercial that Nissan ran during the playoffs? Buy a Leaf; save a polar bear. Vomit. Vomit. And double vomit.

  4. When you have no moral compass, no internal integrity, no sense of service it’s not hard to be shallow. Scratch the surface of O’vomit and you know what you’ll find. Nothing, he’s not even a straw man. He’s a empty suit……………… goes well with his empty head.

  5. If Politicians Told The Truth: 1) FDR—“The only thing you have to fear is my Socialist Dream to take over the country.”
    2) JFK—” My fellow Democrats, Ask not what your country can do for you, riot in the streets for it. Hey Republicans, Sucks to be you.”
    3) RWR—“I Know I said I’d eliminate the Department of Education, but at least I’m not Jimma Carter. So you’ve got that to be thankful for.”
    4) GHWB—” Read my lips, when they’re moving, I’m lying. Except about the New World Order, that stuff I’m totally truthful about.”
    5) WJC—“I had sex with lots of women, so what? Have you met my wife? Oh, of course I inhaled, have you met my wife? What are you going to do? Impeach me?”
    6)GWB—“I am abandoning the free market in order to complete the dream of my father, a New World Order.”
    7) BHO—“Michelle says, “Whitey must pay.”, so Whitey must pay.

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