Non-Existent Right Wing T-shirts

Inspired by this comment at Legal Insurrection.

Let’s not also forget that political violence is not merely tolerated on the left, but actually celebrated. No one on the right is going to show up at a Tea Party rally in an Eric Rudolph T-shirt. There are no right-wing collegians with posters of Tim McVeigh on their walls. But mass murderers like Che Guevara and Mao Tse-Tung and cop-killers like Mumia Abu Jamal are celebrated as heroes on the left; and their images adorn T-shirts, posters, and flags at most any progressive gathering.

Ok, so if the Tea Party were just the right-wing version of liberals, what T-shirts would you see at their rallies? I speculate thusly:

* Sirhan Sirhan

* Lee Harvey Oswald

* Brain tumor (Ted Kennedy)

* Dan White (killed openly-gay liberal politician Harvey Milk)

* The Rumsfeld Strangler

* Snow-covered pine tree (Michael Kennedy)

* Jeffrey Dahmer (he mostly killed & ate gays)

* Piper Saratoga (JFK Jr.)

* Dan Rostenkowski’s checkbook

and of course, lots of Monica berets and Blago wigs.

Anything else?

UPDATE: I forgot Mario Teran. Then again, he really DOES have a T-shirt.

29 Comments

  1. I definitely want a T-shirt of that guy who went on his own to Pakistan to hunt down Bin Laden. Gary Brooks Faulkner. I keep wondering if we should send him to Europe to find Roman Polanski and/or Julian Assange…

  2. – An image of FDR on crutches, dragging his lifeless feet: “Just one more term”

    In truth, Oswald was an extreme leftist, and Kennedy was a blue-Blue Dog Democrat (he lowered taxes, invaded Cuba and tried to assassinate Fidel). So, the Lee Oswald shirt goes to the lefties. And didja notice that when we have an assassination, the assassin gets a middle name? It’s like the liberal press can’t get a handle on how a small person alone could possibly do so much harm, so they embiggen their names.

  3. Thinking about it a little more seriously, Ulysses S. Grant and William Tecumseh Sherman are pretty good (real) examples of conservatives who slaughtered and/or terrorized lot of liberals. (And ironically, if you wore a t-shirt with either man on it in the South, you’d be likely to be shot by a conservative!) Are they on t-shirts yet?

  4. I have a white baseball cap that was given to me by a friend. He gave me this cap about four years ago. It has three letters on it’s front…NBF. This cap is as politically incorrect as a cap can be…and yet no one has ever picked up on, or hassled me about wearing a white cap with the letters NBF on it. The letters stand for….Nathan Bedford Forrest. I love it.

  5. Mario Teran! I can have Mario Teran on my t-shirt. The irony is I would know that he is the guy who killed Che Guiverra, while most people who wear Che Guiverra shirts have no idea who he is. Of course I did have to look it up.

  6. Anything else?

    Jack the Ripper (George Bernard Shaw called him a “social reformer.”)

    PS re Dahmer jokes: During a search of Dahmer’s residence, police found a jar with human testicles “Watcha eatin’?” “Nut-N-Honey.”

  7. To catch this very late, someone should make Mario Teran T-shirts. Then fun would be endless when liberals ask who he was.

    “Well, he was a Cuban revolutionary who tracked down and killed an Cuban agent who had personally executed at least 45 Cuban peasants.” Or “He was a Cuban revolutionary who toppled execution squads that had executed over one hundred Cuban peasants.” Or “He was the man who stopped a Cuban agent who had terrorized villages by personally executing peasants at point blank range in front of their families.”

    Frank: T-shirts, PLEASE

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