Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “To avoid bankruptcy, the U.S. Postal Service…” and “Scientists have discovered evidence there could be life on Mars…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.