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President Attempts Jedi Mind Meld with Evil Rethuglicans
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So Captain LandObama Calrissian finds the Enterprise stuck in orbit around Tattooine and has to do battle with a Gorn using coal and diamonds because his lightphaser is inoperative?
Or will Darthfleet Command have troubles with Wookies in their infant Tribble phase?
How about Battlestar Rethuglica?
Is the planet Rethuglica ahead or behind the Neutral Zone? I heard the Rethuglicans are black on one side and white on the other, while the Thugreclicans are white on one side and black on the other.
Next he’ll try to outlaw Vulcan light-sabers. After all it’s for the children™.