Punks are getting older and want to eat healthier. This explains the “steam punk” movement, & contraptions like Johnny Lydon’s Fish Steamer.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) May 2, 2013
When you hear a bunch of nerds arguing about whether the something is “canon,” a fun thing to do is fire at them with an actual cannon.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 2, 2013
If I understand Harry Reid correctly, we need to spend more on Obamacare, in order to keep health care costs down.
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) May 2, 2013
I would rather play Russian Roulette than Monopoly. At least I know there’s an end to that game.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) May 2, 2013
Crazy how often the response to my game of “Kirk or Picard?” at the biker bar is to beat me with chains and throw me in a garbage can.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) May 2, 2013
The poster for Hangover 3 should just be an idiot throwing 12 dollars into the wind.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) May 2, 2013