He’s Very Smart, So It Must Be Something Profound

A new study shows that the brain is active when a person is having a near-death experiences.

Still unknown: what’s happening in Obama’s brain while the economy is having one.

8 Comments

  1. He’s postulating a solution to Fermat’s Last Theorem (which states that no three positive integers b, c, and d can satisfy the equation bª + cª = dª for any integer value of a greater than two).

    His solution? All white people should die.

  2. @3: Some math kid whiz got credit for solving that with some convoluted modern abstract math gymnastics a few years back; but I still think there is a simple and elegant proof, as Fermat said there was.

    What goes through Obama’s mind while the economy dies?

    His whole life flashes before his eyes — but it’s heavily redacted.

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