It's really hard to address someone named Mr. Smart Guy without sounding sarcastic.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 21, 2013
I'm a big fan of Nirvana *catches shotgun from offscreen* but there's nothing "Welcome to the jungle" about suicide by gunshot wound
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 21, 2013
Not Reading Maureen Dowd is the Thinking Man's Not Reading Kathleen Parker.
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 21, 2013
dear @algore: if I can buy carbon credits so I can pollute, can I buy racism credits so I can be racist?
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) August 21, 2013
What am I missing or what is Fred missing? Welcome to the jungle isn’t a Nirvana song, it’s a Guns and Roses song. This tweet doesn’t make sense. Shouldn’t tweets have to make sense?
Oh honey it’s Twitter and no matter what anyone says the people who Tweet should be and are Twits. No offense, just sayin’.
dear @algore: if I can buy carbon credits so I can pollute, can I buy racism credits so I can be racist? answer: yes they are on sale at harpo productions out of chicago with credits you get free tickets to oprah she will brand you a racist but have free gift waiting for you under the seat
You cannot buy racism credits – until Al Gore finishes building the software exchange that allows him to take a cut.