So does Slate think rich women shouldn't abort babies that could go to public schools?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 29, 2013
That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) August 29, 2013
Getting naked is part of @LenaDunham's contribution to society. Her other, far more important contribution is getting dressed.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 29, 2013
Weird how society just accepted people using the word "Baby" as a romantic way to address someone you're having sex with.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) August 29, 2013
I once knew a guy who *wanted* to be called T-Bone. So we called him Koko instead.
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) August 29, 2013
I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty *rolls up Oreo sleeves*
— michael (@michaeljhudson) August 29, 2013

Nobody at Slate thinks.
NOBODY AT SLATE THINKS????HEY THE PEOPLE AT SLATE ARE SO FAR ABOVE YOUR POINTY LITTLE HEADS YOU CANT BEGIN TO APPRECIATE THEIR INTELLECT!!!THEYRE TOO SMART FOR MOST PEOPLE ANYWAY!!!JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT PUKE OUT THE KNUCKLEDRAGGING RIGHTWINGER LIMBAUGH PROPAGANDA YOU HAVE TO GO AND HATE ON THEM!!!UGH!!!IDIOTS!!!GO GET SOME CULTURE ABOVE YOUR TED NUGENT ANIMAL KILLER DRIVIN MAH FO WHEELA IN DA MUD LEVEL AND MAYBE YOUD HAVE A WOODEN LEG TO STAND ON!!!AND LENA DUNHAM IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS CUTE NAKED YOU FAT HAMHOCK GNAWIN MAMA JUNE LOOKIN REPUKELICKIN PEOPLE HATE HER BECAUSE SHES AN EMPOWERED WOMAN WHOS NOT EMBARRASED TO GET NAKED!!!JEEZE GET OVER YOUR PURITAN SELVES ITS THE TWENTYFIRST CENTURY!!!
Bravo, Janeane!!!
But your comment could use some TWERKING. If you could do that, that would be great. Mmmkay? Thanks.
Oh, I’m sorry, TWEEKING.