Matt — Do that in the cafeteria and you won’t be just expelled, you’ll be expelled with extreme prejudice. It will result in your dad losing his job, your mom being deported, and you being sent to reeducation camp. Your dog, however, will be sent on a fantastic tour of the White House kitchens.
No, no. no! His worst nightmare would be an A-Salt rifle with a 16 Oz clip!
You realize creating a gun out of salt is as bad as creating one out of Pop Tarts.
This could get you expelled or charged with bullying!
Matt — Do that in the cafeteria and you won’t be just expelled, you’ll be expelled with extreme prejudice. It will result in your dad losing his job, your mom being deported, and you being sent to reeducation camp. Your dog, however, will be sent on a fantastic tour of the White House kitchens.
I want a bug-a-salt salt rifle.
Holds fifty shots.
http://bugasalt.com/
Someone must be punished.