Obama came out yesterday to try and fix things, bless his heart. At first there was schadenfreude, but now it’s almost getting painful to watch him flounder around as his signature accomplishment fails in the most epic way possible. Yet, there are still a few people out there that think Obama is doing a good job on health care. How is it possible to think that at this juncture? Here’s the best I can figure:
WAYS TO STILL THINK OBAMA IS DOING A GOOD JOB
* Put a metal bucket on your head and bang it with a wooden spoon so you can neither see nor hear anything.
* Remind yourself that unicorns are everywhere and invisible and will fix things at any moment.
* Declare it opposite day.
* Have no idea what numbers are or their meaning.
* Close your eyes, clap your hands, and keep shouting, “I believe in fairies! And big government!”
* Be a complete sociopath.
* Assume the president has been replaced by his evil, incompetent twin, Oarack Bbama.
* Suffer severe damage to your frontal lobe.
* Be a terrorist rooting for the destruction of America.
* Get a show on MSNBC.
You left out, “Assume it is all part of his secret genius master plan and we aren’t smart enough to see what is really going on, but it is going to be AWESOME!!”
Remember, he’s playing 3 dimensional chess while the rest of us are working for living.
You forgot the obvious – Bizzaro World.
There still is this remote – and I mean extremely remote – chance that he’s doing everything on purpose to force America to choose between Socialism and Capitalism. Yeah, that’s it. He’s a closet, born-again Conservative!
(This coffee tastes funny… *Thunk*)
Sadly, this has become the majority of Americans, following decades of socialist schooling.
You forgot the most obvious one: They’re LIBERALS! It’s all Pavlovian.
Be Obama. B.E. Obama. Or anyone suckling the government teet, really.
But I like Jimmy’s answer best, spiked coffee notwithstanding.
@5: None of it makes mathematical sense at all… We are a country Divided by Zero.
“But a country divided (by Zero) can not stand Oppo.” -Abraham Obama
“And whatever Oppo’s drinking, give it to the rest of my generals.” — Honest Abe
(P.S. @7: Fly: I liked Jimmy’s answer best too.)
Is the sociopath a path you walk down to get to socialism?
.. Peek out from under your blanket to confirm the letter after his name is still a “D”. Okay, that’s enough evidence, back to the acid.