Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
…fix ObamaCare
…Blame Bush.
…the foxtrot
…caddy for a round of golf. (major technological shortcoming)
…vote for Democrats
…bring down lame ducks
write code.
…be a teleprompter (another major shortcoming)
…be built without Chinese parts.
…stay out of the damned left lane if it’s only going to stay at the speed limit.
…signal for a right turn.
…turn right.
…obvious!! Bake cookies!!
(since it is gov’t design) is respond is a predictable way to the commands of it’s remote pilot.
#12 “in” not “is”
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
Bake cookies like Anonymiss can!
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
hit a hard ten.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
keep it’s healthcare plan that it likes.
…is get Americans to pay for it…yet!
…is avoid the inevitable giant fly swatter that will be deployed as a countermeasure.
… carry a fuel tank larger than a bic lighter.
…survive a confrontation with Captain James T Kirk in which a conundrum is presented showing that the drone is evil, has violated its primary mission, and caused millions of needless deaths, making its inventor very sad.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
… is just hop, just fly, just drive, or just swim (without doing the others also).
… cost less that 5 mil apiece.
… defend itself against the laser found in the typical off-the-shelf TV remote control.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
Slither
scamper
scurry
prance
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
handle locker room bullying.
… drive in the right lane (dang those British navigation chips).
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
grant wishes.
… get up enough courage to leave the test lab without a swig of the hard stuff.
… stop picking on the other drones.
… ask that cute little drone over there for the next dance.
… figure out the Common Core.
… forgive that IBM computer for losing the chess match to a mere human.
… apply for Obamacare without giving up in frustration.
…is tink ‘appy tawts.
…make thousands of Julienne fries.
… get over it’s schoolboy crush on TPOTUS #2.
…you can lead a drone to slaughter, but you can’t make it think.
#33. I never see julienne fries on a menu…
… phone home.
…operate without the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
… beat the revolutionary Bass-o-matic (c) !!!
Or the Pocket Fisherman !!!
Or sing like Billy Bass, for that matter…
…selectively destroy cookies containing walnuts
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
you don’t need.
… overcome its chronic phobias of open spaces, heights, traffic, water and frogs.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
reproduce.
log on to the ObamaCare website.
#40. or those goofy artificial chocolate chips that are supposed to be good for you.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
balloon animals.
… return to base without stopping for a pizza (wait, that was in the design).
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
obtain Anonymiss’ secret recipe for the best cookies evah!
… lose on Dancing With the Stars.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
pass a drug test.
pass a field sobriety test.
maintain a straight face while listening to Obama explain how he didn’t exactly lie to the American people.
shoot straight.
catch a Road Runner. MEEP! MEEP!
… admit that there’s no such thing as a free launch.
… pass a State Police sobriety checkpoint without mouthing off and getting itself thrown in the slammer and the 1st Sgt has to go to the cop shop and bail the drone out for the umpteenth time.
…the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.
@#44 – but then neither can we.
…the Hokey-Pokey.
…be painted with the mascot of the Washington Redskins.
… keep its fingers out of its nose.
@#55
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Do the hokey-pokey, blow yourself apart.
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…fly Chinese…. Won Wing Lo
… overcome its severe depression caused by not comprehending how that kid wrote the words to Thick as a Brick.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
… anything while its favorite soap is on.
… is avoid being compared to a Kennedy.
… or, BE a Kennedy.
…won’t hurt you.
…seduce Lois Lane.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
… stop every so often during its busy schedule and call his sick mother once in a while, Mr “Im-So-Important-I-Work-For-the-government”, can’t check in on poor old Mom who never gets so much as a visit or even a nice card on mother’s day, not even one of those cheep cards from the five-and-dime, no sir, that would be asking too much…
..ask, “Are you sure you want to do that? [yes] [no], when fired.
… is explain why a drone needs to drive a car, or hop.
…is hold its nose and vote for a RINO.
…leave its wingman.
..pull off a 4g *inverted* dive and take a polaroid shot.
..play beach volleyball with its shirt off and strike manly poses.
…ask you, ‘You want fries widdat?”
@69 – “talk to me Goose.”
… say “I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Dave.”
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
it can’t touch this.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
mend a broken heart.
… stop saying, “You ever get the feeling that you’re being watched?”
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
rock ‘n roll like it used to.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
have you pull it’s finger.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
party like it used to.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
get a Royal Fizzbin.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
… is stop droning on and on about how talented it is. Sheeesh!! Get over yourself!!!
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
the Hustle.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
understand Joe Biden.
… remember what it was about to do.
… pull up to a stop light with a hot babe in the passenger seat.
… resist Anonymiss’s cookies.
… the Electric Slide, the Chicken Dance, or any number of other critical functions required of all Proud Americans.
@#58 – That’s what it’s all about!
…put lipstick on pig.
…put women in binders.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
… will cost extra and require additional paperwork (in accordance with Standard Government General Accounting Practices and MilSpec Design). Submit in triplicate, wait thirty days for final disapproval.
…is fly, swim, drive, or hop. It was designed by the same folks who brought you Obamacare.
…match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
…convince a Kennedy they have had enough to drink.
@ #58 Rodney Dill…Should I consider that a threat?
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
be shocked, SHOCKED! That gambling is going on.
Know which droids it is looking for.
tell Clark Kent from Superman.
whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow.
go the distance… build it, so he will come….
… outdraw SarahK the original IMAO T-shirt babe (see photo in upper right corner)
… help Anonymiss paw through all of these entries.
…refrain from getting out of control. This drone will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it. (like this thread!)
…get between Moochelle and her tamales.
…kick Sarah Connor’s butt.
…entice a male bunny without putting on the floppy ears.
…appear in a movie without Q showing Bond how to use it.
…bypass Inspector Gadget’s gaydar.
…stop looking over it’s shoulder to see if the Green Goblin has hitched a ride.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
tell the truth. [no wait, that’s Obama. my bad]
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
walk the walk while it talks the talk.
…buy insurance.
…rid itself from these government infestations.
…evade the NSA monitoring.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
. . . is read the Affordable Care Act without bursting into tears.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
hear the lamentations of the women.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
finish that one, last Thin Mint.
know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
…change back to any of its previous incarnations
…walk and chew gum at the same time.
…post clever comments on IMAO’s Straight Line of the Day
…is THAT on television
…correctly pick the powerball numbers
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
is give a little something for the effort, but, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.
@93 – Shazam shazam shazam… I hadn’t thought of that.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
is return your calls.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
hasn’t been invented yet!
What it can’t do:
1. Tell the difference between children running a lemonade stand and a terrorist attack
2. Successfully log on to healthcare.gov
3. The hokey pokey
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
make it so Number 1.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
is the voodoo that you do so well!
…twerk.
..quit you.
…navigate beyond the home screen of healthcare.gov
…be less human than a liberal.
…put it’s pants on two legs at a time.
…admit that profiling was the reason drones were invented in the first place.
…make it all the way to Syria without stopping o use the little drones room.
…come up with a better reason to exist than to deliver the most interesting man in the world a Dos Equis.
…have it’s cake and eat its cookies too, unless they are peas and carrots cookies.
…open the pod bay doors.
Bob B @55 beat me to it with “hokey pokey”…..so instead I’ll have to go with:
….what drones can’t do…
…find bigfoot
…fake an orgasm better than my first wife
…make liberals “get it”
…go back in time and fix this mess
…fly, swim, drive or hop and chew gum at the same time
…figure out the lyrics to “Louie Louie”
…know where the road goes
@118 – I’m sorry DamnCat… I’m afraid I can’t do that.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
wipe itself.
bask in the warm glow of it’s family.
find it’s own arse with both hands in it’s back pockets.
… catch the Road Runner.
… stop the pigeon.
… fool Mother Nature.
… tell the difference.
… count the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
say, ‘and damnation’ everytime it shoots a Hellfire missile.
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
is pretty much nothing usable. It was programed by the same people who brought you obamacare website They were only paid $400, so while it can fly, swim, drive, and hop its only in random directions. It also picks its own targets. usually progressives…
A new concept drone can fly, swim, drive, and hop. What it can’t do…
anything better than you.
…believe it’s not butter.
…get no satisfaction.
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