New Slogans for Obamacare Aimed at America’s Youth

So a while ago, some ad agency made this for Obamacare:

Brosurance

Brosurance. It’s just awful beyond belief, but then they came back with more ads including this one:

Slutsurance

I’m not sure why this one wasn’t titled “Slutsurance.” I mean, I’m at a loss for words. Birth control? If you find one person these ads actually appeal to, sterilize immediately. Also, this is just proof of what we’ve been saying to women for a while: Once Democrats have their way with you, they’re not going to respect you in the morning.

Anyway, the same ad agency is working on some new slogans for Obamacare to help make it appeal to young people. Here’s what they have so far:

NEW SLOGANS FOR OBAMACARE AIMED AT AMERICA’S YOUTH

“You say ‘no,’ but your eyes say ‘yes’… which is why this is mandated.”

“I can tell by your backwards hat you get punched in the face a lot; make sure you’re covered for that.”

“Preexisting condition covered by Obamacare: Being a douchebag.”

“Be as financially responsible as Congress and pay $500 for insurance to avoid paying $12 for birth control.”

“Woo! Party! Booze! Mandated insurance!”

“Get coverage for everything except your daddy issues.”

“Let’s face it: You are the most horrible human beings in existence. Only President Obama will ever considering caring for you.”

“Sign up for Obamacare, you stupid whore.”

29 Comments

  1. Does anybody still say “Hot to trot?” (Well, it is a bit classier than some alternatives; like saying “hindparts before.”)

    Are these real? No way!

    (Here’s an aspirin tablet. It’s all you need. Hold it between your knees. Penn. grandfather of someone else.)d

  2. “Sign up for Obamacare, you stupid whore.”

    Weeeeee have a winnah! This perfectly encapsulates the entire Lib mind-set towards women: Ignorant slut-bags who can be endlessly exploited with the promise of a free abortion for a do-over.

  3. “Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They’re too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I’m so glad I’m a Beta.”

    Wrong, kids. You only think you’re Betas. You’re really Deltas.

  4. “Mad Men 2013”:

    Don Draper’s Secretary: “Mr. Draper, it’s the White House on Line 3. They really want your help and they sound very agitated. Should I put them through?”

    Don Draper: “No! Tell them I’m in rehab and won’t be back for 6 months. And it’s YOUR job if they don’t buy it!”

  5. “Thank goodness my insurance covers the pill and that I’m easy enough to sleep with this guy shortly after meeting him, because after paying our insurance premiums we can’t afford dinner and a movie. Thanks Obamacare!”

  6. I really don’t understand how free birth control is a selling point for making health care costs go up 240%. Imagine if somebody tried to talk you into buying a car that uses twice as much gas because they’ll give you free oil changes.

    Not to mention, if this particular ad campaign is successful, it will end up costing us all more money in the future. If the people who want to emulate these pictures switch from condoms to pills for birth control, we’ll have to pay for more antibiotics now and more fertility treatments later when they cause an upswing in STDs. Thanks Obamacare.

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