Yes hello, I'd like to redeem this Shawshank please
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) November 5, 2013
Twitter is like playing Skyrim after you've won. You keep leveling up, but for no reason.
— sadvil (@crylenol) November 5, 2013
"MMM MMM MMM MMM, MMM MMM MMM MMM" - Crash Test Dummies gagged and tied up in my basement
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 5, 2013
America is the fact that your dog died wearing sunglasses.
— America (@doctorveritas) November 6, 2013
A cat doesn't like to get thrown into the fire
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@free_facts) November 6, 2013
Really can't believe McCauliffe is even seen as acceptable as a member of the human species let alone governor of Virginia.
— Amy Otto (@CAAmyO) November 6, 2013
I don’t GET the Shawshank one.
Odds are 51/49 that it’s a Shawshank Redemption reference. But really, sweaty five dollars is an alias that Clark Howard uses on Twitter.