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Archive of entries posted on August 2014
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Latest Executive Order…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s latest Executive Order…
Random Thoughts: Isolationism, Unarmed People, and Dawkins
American presidents are at their Americaniest when confronting evil.
The U.S. is really isolationist until we decide there are bastards in need of killin’, which is constantly.
If you want America to be less involved, the rest of the world needs to stop being a bunch of bastards we need to kill.
I still don’t understand the ice bucket thing.
People with guns, stop shooting unarmed people. Unarmed people, stop trying to beat up people with guns.
One day scientists need to determine how we can explain to a dog that a doorbell renders their barking completely unnecessary.
A completely logical universe would be absolute nothingness. Instead we got this weirdness.
Instead of shooting to kill, why don’t cops just roundhouse kick people like Walker Texas Ranger?
A good example of a purely logical being would be a computer not running any programs.
So the idea behind Richard Dawkins is that it’s very appealing to hear about how flawed religion is from a complete sociopath?
Our Fair Share
In a recent immigration sob story, Geraldo Rivera wrote that the US “could feed every poor child in Central America”.
Have you seen the border lately? I think we already are.
The Fear That Drives the Left
[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]
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In the end, they shout because they’re afraid. When your entire worldview is a one-piece, unwieldy, self-contradictory set of precepts that have no relation to the real world, you live in fear. If that thin shell cracks there’s nothing remaining of the world view you espoused, and upon which you built your unearned assumptions of intelligence and caring. You’ll have to think yourself into a new self image. A terrifying prospect for adults who’ve never had an original thought in their lives.
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No Mistakes
No single trick that he does is especially mind-blowing, but the fact that he keeps doing one after another after another without flaw or error… the effect is cumulative.
Oh, and yes, the video is just as impressive without that nerve-grating background music, so feel free to hit mute.
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The Executive Branch Does What, Now?
Democrat Congressman Gary Peters said that “immigration reform is not about enforcement”.
Sadly, with Democrats, even immigration enforcement is not about enforcement.
What Obamacare’s Done for Healthcare in America
Link of the Day: Kim Jong-Un Visits Lube Factory, Photoshop Battle Commences
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Kim Jong-Un Visits Lube Factory, Photoshop Battle Commences
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Wisdom of the Day: Fast Bucket Ebola Born Single
"Do you know how fast you were going sir?"
"Um..88mph?"
"What makes you say that?"
Because I'm driving a a Delorean. Also you're a dinosaur.
— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) August 19, 2014
My wife is making me do the ice bucket challenge but I'm a little confused as I've watched other videos & no one else has to hold a toaster.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) August 19, 2014
If you'll eat things dipped in that Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall, this Ebola thing shouldn't scare you very much.
— ☯Grεg☯ (@absolutemeh) August 19, 2014
Uh, I was not born ready. None of us were. Babies are inherently unprepared for everything, ESPECIALLY this bank heist. Anyway, let's roll.
— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) August 19, 2014
No, no, no, you don't have to engage in a long explanation of why you're single. We've spent five minutes together, I think I've got it.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 19, 2014
Backwards Perspective
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said that providing women with cost-free health-insurance coverage for contraceptives is one of the “obligations” of citizenship.
No, no, no… buying it for yourself is one of the privileges of liberty.
Obama Warned Us – SCIENCE!
FACT: 97% of scientists and NASA accept the science of climate change. #ActOnClimate
“Coincidentally, they also accept money from a government with a vested interest in a specific conclusion on the matter.”
Straight Line of the Day: Eric Holder’s Solution to the Unrest in Missouri…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Eric Holder’s solution to the unrest in Missouri…
Random Thoughts: Free Speech and Mugshots
We still have free speech in this country. You just might have to speak while a guy in body armor points a rifle at you. For your safety.
For all we white people knew, black people were perfectly happy. In their neighborhood over there. The one we avoid.
What is the practical need for the mugshot? Are they afraid they’ll grab the wrong guy, thinking he’s the governor?
Repeating
Democrat Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro is seeking a national tax on sugar-sweeted drinks.
Is she SURE she wants to do that? Because, historically speaking, efforts at beverage taxes in America tend to end badly for the proposer.