[High Praise! to Transterrestrial Musings]
Unlike Clinton’s lies in 1992, this really is the worst economy since the Depression. And for many of the same reasons – government meddling in it.
Archive of entries posted on August 2014
Link of the Day: Why “Shooting to Injure” Is Nothing But a Stupid Liberal Fantasy
[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]
Shooting To Wound and Selling Popcorn
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Wisdom of the Day: Housemade Irony Warming Cloud Parkour Action
It was called housemade bread until someone baked it with love
— Brent (@murrman5) August 21, 2014
Welcome to Irony School. first lesson: 9/11
*I raise my hand*
"It was an…outside job"
wow that's good you can graduate right now.
— sadvil (@crylenol) August 21, 2014
Global warming killed my popsicle.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) August 21, 2014
THIS guy gets it! *gestures to the black cloud overhead blotting out the sun*
— D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ (@Dee_Aye_Bee) August 21, 2014
*drives your car off the road into a lake*
Parkour?
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 22, 2014
[big final action movie fight scene]
*good guy lands a blow*
Bad guy: ouch jeez OW ok, stop. That smarts. I'm no longer bad.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) August 22, 2014
It’s the Big, Blue One, Right?
A US spy plane was forced to evade Russian interceptors by escaping into Swedish airspace.
I don’t think Putin’s gonna buy Obama’s “he got lost on his way to IKEA” excuse.
Obama Warned Us – Tell Everyone
Getting covered made Jason so happy he wanted to tell everyone: http://ofa.bo/e0de #ThisIsWhy
“But he spent all his money on his premium & can’t afford to pay his phone bill, so he’s been disconnected and can’t tell anyone.”
Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?
Random Thoughts: Harry Potter and Bicyclists
Somehow Familiar
In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.
Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.
This Is Obama’s Immigration Policy
The Science of Sinking
There’s probably a metaphor for Obama’s Iraq policy in here, somewhere.
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #1,060,680)
And It Doesn’t Play That Crazy Rap Music, Either
A Japanese company has developed a robot for nursing homes that helps take care of the elderly.
It’s very popular, since it actually gets off your lawn when told.
Quick Note on Strategy
[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]
I believe not in isolationism but in overkill. I believe that when attacked a country should do only one thing: retaliate hard enough to make the other guy afraid to do it again.
I don’t believe in bombing aspirin factories. I believe in bombing to the stone age.
Link of the Day: Satire – Obama’s EPA Mandates Homes Powered by Friction
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Obama’s EPA Mandates Homes Powered by Friction
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Wisdom of the Day: Islam Sudoku Cake Beheading
With all due respect Western journalists, I'd wager ISIS has a much better understanding of the "true meaning of Islam" than you do.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 20, 2014
He died doing what he loved: sudoku puzzles. He was one of our best pilots
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 20, 2014
"There's cake in the conference room" would be a really mean way to announce that there's a Cake concert in the conference room.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 20, 2014
Don't jump to conclusions about Islam because of a beheading. It's not like they're cops.
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) August 20, 2014
It’s Not MAN-Caused
A new study shows that ants may be cooling the Earth by helping trap carbon dioxide from the environment.
Which then gets released by little boys with magnifying glasses.