They should put in more crowd pleasing Oscar categories, like “Most Money Earned.”
It was a little disconcerting how after they announced all the Oscars nominees they shouted, “White power!”
It’s worth remembering that Hollywood is the last place in America someone can say “Blacks need not apply” for a job with no repercussions.
Was The Lego Movie disqualified for having live action sequences? Only way I can make sense of it not getting best animated nomination.
I’m upset because that’s one of the three movies I saw last year.
We’ve known the Oscars are a big crock ever since Die Hard didn’t win best picture whatever year it came out.
We Christians used to corner the market on being offended by everything, but we just can’t compete anymore with Social Justice Warriors.
I joke about wanting to be president, but that job doesn’t actually pay enough to interest me into moving to D.C.
I honestly don’t know a single piece of music Kayne West is responsible for. Judge me accordingly.
Used to think I had an eclectic job when I’d work on C# web apps and 8-bit assembly in same day, but that’s nothing compared to my job now.
Could you imagine a Sharknado without Ian Ziering? No, it’s impossible.
Sharknado versus Bearicane — make it happen!
I really liked both Sharknados. They were exactly what i expected and I couldn’t have been happier.
You’re joking? I’m shocked, shocked.
“I joke about wanting to be president, but that job doesn’t actually pay enough to interest me into moving to D.C.” – They can’t force you to live in the WHite House, go for it!
I’m telling you, Tarantulanche will make you forget Sharknado.
“I joke about wanting to be president, but that job doesn’t actually pay enough to interest me into moving to D.C.” This will be taken by some in the drive by media as a withdrawal of the FrankJ candidacy. Somewhere Mitt Romney is wiping off flop sweat.
Once elected president, issue an executive order raising the minimum wage of presidents.
Was The Lego Movie disqualified for having live action sequences? Only way I can make sense of it not getting best animated nomination.
I’m upset because that’s one of the three movies I saw last year.
It’s okay. The man who made it made his own Oscar: http://insidemovies.ew.com/2015/01/15/lego-movie-lego-oscar/
Kanye sang ‘my woman’s not a hobbit”
I will judge you accordingly for not knowing that.
Frank, Walrus has a good point. You could use the White House as a vacation spot! Kind of the opposite of the current resident.
“I honestly don’t know a single piece of music Kayne West is responsible for. Judge me accordingly.”
He’s a musician? I thought he was just someone famous for being a part of the Kardashians. Who are themselves famous for . . . for . . . Can someone remind me again why they are famous?
You could Skype your presidency. And your campaign. You should probably be at the inauguration to place your actual hand on a Bible. Obummer has the autopen logistics worked. Send the VP (Anonymiss?) on trips you don’t want to go on. Appoint a Sec of State you don’t especially like for trips neither of you want to go on. I think that covers everything.
Is Frank handing out cabinet appointments yet? I’d like to bid on Sec. of Transportation. We WILL have Flying cars gosh durn it!
Are cabinet appointments up for grabs?
Secretary of Defense… me! me! me! me! me! me! me!
My slogan: “Get off my planet!”
“Used to think I had an eclectic job when I’d work on C# web apps and 8-bit assembly in same day, but that’s nothing compared to my job now.”
8-bit assembler? What were you working on, traffic signal controllers?
(You need to update us on your current job, Frank.)
Put me in charge of the BATFE! (bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives)
I’ll turn it into a line of family-friendly restaurants/recreation centers – The BBATFF (Beef, Bacon, Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Fireworks)!