[To the tune of Billy Joel’s “She’s Always a Woman”]

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She concealed secret files
And she hired foreign spies
She ruined womens’ lives with her casual lies
And she’ll never reveal what she did with I.T.
Made up, like, out of whole cloth,
Her excuse for a clear felony.

She can’t lead the country
But she won’t take it or leave it
Said she wanted to be a minister
But no one believed it
And she’ll promise voters anything as long as it’s free
No commander-in-chief
But she’s always inhuman, to me

Oh
She takes care of herself
And her foundation grows on the taxpayers’ dime
Oh
And she never gives up, and she never gives in
What does it matter, this time?

She promised the muslims
The Garden of Eden
Then she took out Qaddafi
And laughed at his bleeding
At her best with Whitewater
At her worst, Benghazi
Blames it on someone else
‘Cause she’s always inhuman, to me

She is freakily unkind,
Habitually cruel
She does as she pleases
The press is her tool
But she can’t be convicted
Apparently
And the most she will do
Is throw shade at the truth
But she’s always inhuman, to me

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